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go wiki go

offic(i)alverse best, round 1, part 1

@wikipedia-the-non-official v. @the-pope-offical

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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" well I asked Will Wood and he told me i'm trying to replace myself

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Its from warhammer 40k

Message I just received from a friend:

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baby just know I love you no matter what and you can always talk to me

yesterday i felt a little "boyish"

i call it that because it's confusing

do i want to be a boy? i barely register it because all i think about is how long i would have to wait for things like top surgery

i want top surgery either way

some days i feel like nothing

i wanna be nothing

some days i feel "girlish"

some days i look down and want to start chopping already

i can barely mention my chest

my mother says i have to get a size up in bras

that if i keep wearing one too small it'll stunt my growth

i kind of want it to

maybe i'll be more boy

or even nothing

if they're gone

i don't really care for what's in my pants

i choose to avoid looking at it when i can

that might just be a human thing

but it's crude and gross and my chest is gross

and i need new bras

but what i really want is a binder

we don't have gauze in the house

and things like that can be harmful

i know

i read the articles

i heard the stories

and i feel like im pulling everything backwards

reversing progress

today i feel a bit more like a girl

but when i look down at my chest it goes away

i know i wouldn't feel better as a boy

i know how hard it is to be one

but i think i would rather

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in the mood to cuddle a cute sleepy boy in our pajama pants and play with his hair until he falls asleep in my arms i mean what i didn’t say anything

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THE WHAT??

still thinking about that cgpgrey video where he deadass just shows a comparison of jupiter and earth like "it's probably rather bigger than you were expecting ;)" and then also smugly assumes that the viewer hasn't heard of ceres, what kind of neanderthal do you take me for

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I love warhammer 40k fans on here because they’re all like “I LOVE blorbius scrunklius, he’s such a relatable tragic character. The scenes in his book where he talks about how his father failed him always make me so emotional. He’s my sweet little babygirl and I would protect him with my life.” And then I look up blorbius scrunklius or whatever and his canon artwork looks like

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Own an eclectic taste in media for naming things, just as Games Workshop intended. Four OCs break into my story. "What the devil?" as i grab my William Blake poetry book. Title the first one after a 70s prog rock song - he's named on the spot. Draw some inspiration for the second man, thematically miss him entirely because it's 1820s poetry and instead give it to his dog. I have to resort to the Shakespeare's Complete Works mounted at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho lads" The Tempest sources 2 names in the blast, the theme and extra syllables set off car alarms. Load up Wikipedia and charge the last nameless rapscallion. He changes theme entirely since Tannhauser is impossible to restructure. Just as Games Workshop intended.

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my characters

Sydney Sargent (Camp here and there)

Bridget (Guilty gear)

Soundwave (Transformers)

Ghazkull Thrakka (Warhammer)

tags: no pressure

@maryland-officially @nanochittle @cp-snitch

Making a tag game cause I can

Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters

No pressure tag! @sidneyoftheblackwoods @mqstermindswift @stars-and-birds @zenilvar @forever-chained-to-myself @themidnightarcher @skeelly @thepencilsnameissteve @thislove-taylorsversion @thislifeissweeterthanfiction @swiftieannah @a-pessimistic-swiftie @catastrxblues @jellycanon @what-about-wendy and anyone else who wants to join<3

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@undeniably-chevron

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smh

Is ask Jeeves still a thing?

Who the hell is jeeves

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Fascism relies on fear and withers against mockery.

We are all terrified, for excellent reasons. We keep getting reminded that we need community and joy to survive this.

I propose we #RockytheInauguration

Organize as many stagings, showings, and shadowcasts of "Rocky Horror" as humanly possible on Inauguration Day 2025.

Make it a newsworthy event. Showcase queer joy and queer love. Fill every capital city, especially DC, with people dancing in fishnets. Have an Eddie brigade re-enact Rolling Thunder wherever they can. Play "The Time Warp" on the steps of every Capitol building.

Make our militant, joyful defiance a news event for the history books. Let all coverage of Fueher Scheisshosen's coronation be forever linked with Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

Let's make this happen.

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I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

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any time a cis girl get mad at me imma chalk it up to penis envy

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@transit-fag

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

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Floating bald head

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oh look! some geese found bread on your Tumblr fyp. would you like to add bread or a goose?