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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

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Art by Chloe’s arts

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Writing historical fiction is always like I think I hauve to read several more 700 page nonfiction books before I can write this paragraph

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i wish you guys could hear the noises i'm making. what the fuck is that thang

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me when im so sweet and beautiful

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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

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a shout out to the small baby child today who was demanding liberation from her stroller but who, when asked if she would stay close to mama and not run around acting crazy, paused for a moment to contemplate the question and then answered "prob'ly no"

it cost you your freedom, small child, but i admire your integrity and honesty 😔

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This paints such a beautiful picture

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not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they're my monkeys now

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SUCH A FUCKING STYLE ICON I WANT HIS WARDROBE 🥀🖤

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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

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theres too many princesses and maids and knights and whatever. can some of you develop a thatching fetish or something my roof is collapsing

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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the borgias textposts part 4

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The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

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cannot get this video the nebraska humane society made/posted out of my head