raisa/julian; one billion trillion years old (20). guy-thing-alien entity of disinterest. boat enjoyer. ★ bckg+icon by yours truly
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there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!
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A lot of my favourite media isn't morally bankrupt so much as it is morally incomprehensible. It studiously adheres to the forms of media that has a moral message it wants to convey, but exactly what that message is, or to whom and under what circumstances it could conceivably apply? Now there's the trick.
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why is historybounding always focused on like aristocratic female formalwear. i get it i get the pretty dresses but maybe i want to go to the club looking like a 18th century sailor
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why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness
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Everyone shut uppp I'm thinking about how hot captain flint is again. Do I need to rewatch black sails
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*cheerfully* just another wretched day in a hellscape of my own design
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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive
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Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.
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finals season almost over time for me to defrost into a vagabond again
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
#venice 2025 and never again#(with full intent of doing it again)#one traveller who's never been to an airport before vs 6 people who either never planned trips or barely leave the house#oh you didn't have a plan for today alright you're going to four different museums with me and drinking inbetween every single one
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Hermes by Jan Konůpek (1883-1950)
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krzysztof krawczyk którego zanimowalem poprzez drukarke do paragonów
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sketching at the museum
prints available from June 9-16
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what if the solution to all your problems is to get really into the history of polar exploration. Have you tried that
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