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alright guys, i’m going to be working on a DARP masterlist. it will be sorted by game && characters. if you are a rper in the DARP fandom, please reblog this post so i can add you xx

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@ser-pounce-a-mage

“I heard from a dwarf that you’re the one to see about getting into the Deep Roads.”

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@ofvalitus

“Necromancer, you say? My, what a cheery profession that must be. I’m sure you’re simply a blast to have at parties--actually, I have been to parties that ended with dead bodies, so perhaps you would be more useful there than I would first assume.”

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@prideofawarrior

“So, no hard feelings, right? It certainly was exciting the last time I saw you, but if you’re angry about how things turned out--well, that will certainly effect my travel plans.”

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@unliikelyscholar

“So, you’re the arcanist, then? Interesting--if you don’t mind me asking, how is it you came by this profession? I mean, how do you study magic without being able to, well, access magic?”

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@hiddenheiress

“No, no, don’t say anything, let me guess--you have a problem, and I’m the only one who could possibly solve it, right? Maker, is somebody out there giving my name out to people?”

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@militantadvisor

“Well, this is certainly a little bit awkward, isn’t it? I do believe the last time I saw you was after your Knight-Commander was killed by red lyrium--I mean, I suppose I helped kill her, but it was mainly the red lyrium, so I still say I’m innocent in the whole affair.”

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@thatwhichdestroys

“Now, how can I help you? Make it either profitable or very interesting, and I can almost assure you I will be willing to take up your cause.”

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@thefrostbacks

“You certainly do look like a good man to have at your back in a fight. To be honest, you seem like someone who could give that Qunari fellow a run for his money--you ever arm wrestle with him? I’d be interested to know the results.”

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@inquisitor-elvyna

“So, Inquisitor, hm? Got a nice ring to it, I suppose. Have you gotten tired of having to solve everyone’s problems, yet? I found that got quite old after a while, myself.”

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All right, I’m going to be working on starters for new followers (something I’ve fallen behind on lately whoops) but anyone is free to like this for a starter as well!

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Your face might crack if you smile, so be careful.

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Send me a word and I'll write a headcanon about it!

Loss

Memory

Childhood

Parent

Friend

Lover

Haunting

Kinks

Dream

Grief

Remember

Happiness

Sex

Role

Destiny

Aspiration

Experience

Torture

Evil

Forgive

Abandon

Hope

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Rude Starters

"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

"I see the screw up fairy has visited again."

"You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers."

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

"You! Get off my planet."

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"You're not special."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Oh I get it. It's like humor, but different."

"Aren't you a black hole of need."

"Sure I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth."

"I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?"

"Don’t let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own."

"Have a nice day, somewhere else."

"You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away."

"You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you."

"Don’t believe everything you think."

"Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring."

"Here's some chapstick for all that butt kissing"

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Guys, let's start romanticizing tall girls.

Like all those ladies who have to lean down to kiss their boys. All the tall girls who are able to pick up and spin around their girlfriends. All the tall girls who wear heels and tower over their friends. Tall girls with big feet and long legs. Ladies with huge hips and thighs to support their tall bodies. Skinny tall girls. Chubby tall girls. Tall trans women Girls who smack their heads on EVERYTHING. Tall girls who spend hours trying to find clothes that fit them properly with their unique sizings. Short girls are considered so cute and compact, let’s take a second to love on our tall ladies.

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who messed you up so badly that you cringe when someone says “I love you”?

(via witheredbone)

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