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Arsenic vs Return Merchandise Authorization
Declan Rice scoring two absolute fuckin bangers of goals against Real Madrid, 8/4/2025 (for @romanraekens)
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Kentucky Chicken vs Dr. Phil

i keep thinking about this image and the warmth it evokes in me. cinematically-framed unease. this must be how medieval peasantry felt seeing royal suitors get impaled at a joust.
#I guess the chicken is “unfried” in this case#american football#reblog#also Taylor Swift is in there for some reason#really funny in my head that she's watching Dr. Phil fight a chicken with this expression
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The German rap artist Cro vs some dude named Hunter
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