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this is giving me ideas. evil ideas.

misty whenever nat ignores her for a bit too long: hmm idk i might talk to this reporter that's been on my tail. maybe HE will want to go see sweeney todd with me :)

nat: oh fuck youuuu. fuck you. [drives across the country to go see sweeney todd with her]

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suddenly i need the 1800s cure for hysteria from a very certain doctor.

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what do you MEAN amanda was originally supposed to sing corbett you are my sunshine.

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"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

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if none of this happens i will kill everyone then myself

My wishlist for Yellowjackets s4:

. Blood orgy

. Lottieshauna weird and off-putting intimacy moment

. Adult ghost Lottie teams up with ghost Jackie to haunt Shauna

. The Cultist vibes that we had for two like seconds before those scientists showed up

. Shaunahat toxic sex in BOTH timelines

. scenes of Lottie’s upbringing pre-crash and of her time post crash in Switzerland

. Jackieshauna slumber party make outs flashback

. Morally gray nat

. Walter DEAD

. Jeff DEAD

. Blood orgy

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basically

People who like Lawrence: do you think Larry cuts himself while shaving and then starts screeching uncontrollably at the bathroom mirror

People who like Amanda: (1600 word essay about why Amanda is a trans woman)(they are right)

People who like Hoffman: I hate Hoffman

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“should tumblr have a cut off age” i think we should be recruiting from nursing homes and senior citizen centers actually

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you guys i am LACKING on excuses rn. since its hot as hell here, I've been wearing short sleeves!! However... that exposes 8 month- 1 year and more than half a year scars. All healed, but boy do people ask and stare. I need the most unhinged excuses you can think of. I've been using mauled by a bear and "this is what happens when you run with scissors" but i need more. so help a fag out.... pleads

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i got abraham lincoln. i do NOT accept.

Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

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she could pull off the fuckass bob

Liza Minnelli in Cabaret (Bob Fosse, 1972)

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i think sally bowles (cabaret) and columbia (trhps) need to meet. maybe even kiss a tad bit

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Frank .. Frankie...💋✨

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be the janet you wanna see in the world

“how’s the job search going” “uh”

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oh hi. I noticed you didn't bring a housewarming present for the guy we keep chained in the basement... thats okay... I already ripped out some of my teeth and put them in this box. You can... Just use that.

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he literally didn't even fucking know about the MOON LANDING. before richard. Lost his mind over it too.

I don't get why people make henry out to be this stoic unshakeable cool guy because from what i remember he was always freaked out about something

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Wow Judy Poovey is such a drug addict, that's so embarrassing, let's get drunk and fuck in the woods like civilized people.

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NSFW/S2 YJS SPOLIERS/and honestly suicide warning too. somehow.

sometimes nothing is more awkward than only reading ao3 fics with graphic, graphic smut in it because someone will suddenly be like, "oh whats the saddest ao3 fic you've ever read!!" and I gotta be like "well this one time I read a really devastating yellowjackets fanfic that was after misty accidentally killed Natalie so she sadly jerked off to Nat's memory just to kill herself with a syringe full of fetanyl after :("