mistblows

[mistblows]

Local goblin shark takes on the world

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bonehed:

“I have no ill will towards you. Why would I want to fight?”

“It’s not me being ill willed, it’s sort of... My bonding thing? I like figuring out how people move and what sort of tells they have in a fight. It doesn't take too much thinking it’s just, throwing punches and getting the hang of your sparring partner.” 

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“....... Can I fight you? Is it okay to fight a history teacher? Because I’d love that.” 

@mistblows replied to your post:

“So I guess I’d be….BONED…. if I took your head towel.”

“More along the lines of deboned because your fingers would be forcibly torn from your hands.”

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      Do you like assholes  ?                                             Do you like it when those assholes hand out sweet tech  ? If so go ahead and give this asshole a follow and like or share this post to get his attention!

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burninghate:

“I don’t know, your busy all the time? Don’t sweat it- It wont be the last time I’ll probably go without you around. Plus it would save me some embarrassment if I wasn’t right.”

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Track sheet incoming. . . . .

Replies I owe: @froppyhopper @bloodypeanuts @burninghate @unltedstatesofsmash @slumbrinducd @tamakipse

Starters I owe:  @aidendoot @vigorousvillainy @bonehed @hyakumcn Things I need to do: Make a follower forever With a giveaway prize Greet people Finish up art Complete Icon sets Make a verse page

If I missed you on the reply or starter list make sure to poke at me so I know!!!  Until then my discord is  Demented#7213

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Starter and plot call, like this if you’d like a starter or wouldn’t mind me poking you for a plot for our characters. 

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She shrugged, his outburst not really getting to her. "Who knows? Maybe it is, or maybe its a peanut. You tell me."

Your wife has slapped a photo on your desk

 “……..You should uhm….look closer….”

“How am I supposed to tell what this is? It’s all static like it was printed from one of those hospital prin-” A few moments passed before his own heat began to raise the room temperature. “Is this a fucking sonogram?” 

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Look at the wall that my workplace has.

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nxcturnalhero:

“Did you just go from kid to adult without going through the adolescent, insecurity stage of your life or something?”

“I....Actually was arranged when I was your age so not really??  That and I was to focused on my schooling and hobbies to really be bothered by mediocre things like my self image. I know I have weird eyes, hair and skin- But I also had other things to worry about and knew that if I came to terms with myself that everything would be much smoother in the end.  Low and behold- I was right. Who cares what people think about you? They either like you or not, and if they have a problem they can take a long walk off a short cliff.” 

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“There’s nothing wrong with any female body kid, we’re all beautiful.  But in all honesty you’re too young to be worried about such things. Worry about it when your 20 and actually flat chested.Too young, work on school- ” 

mistblows replied to your post: Squishes her boobs, wondering if they’re an okay…

You’re like …. a fetus- why this?

it’s called insecurity, sensei

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burninghate:

His fists clenched as she flicked his nose followed by an loud breath escaping his nostrils. The man did a quick glance at their surroundings to make sure no one was within earshot before replying. “I love you too. Even if you manage to infuriate me most of the time.” Red hues moved to look to the side as if to avoid meet her own. “I bet you’d notice if I burned them off.” 

”Burn.....off your.... eyebrows?” She actually couldn’t help but doubt that, Mao was not one to really notice feature right away and with his hair the way it was....She literally stood infront of him for a while, silently sorting out what her morals were in life just from that question alone.” Can- can you burn them? You’re not like..... Proofed against your own quirk? Kiru-san what the ever loving hell?”

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”D r o p e d now. Such a touchy man, even in highschool you were touchy- Still setting fire to things too. oh well. I tolerate and love you for it.I’ll try to look at your face more I guess. “ She casually flicked the tip of his nose, grinning at the man before her. “Silly man. You know I only notice things when I’m teaching or fighting.”

mistblows:

“You mean a patchy shark bitch with black and white hair and odd eyes?? My features are hard to miss- I notice things I just- Haven’t really noticed the eyebrows. I thought you had like…. just … thin ones….The hair doesn’t help either.” She motioned to her own face as she spoke, basically saying his eyes were covered in odd area’s.

“Yeah that’s pretty much exactly what I’d tell them, but I’m pretty sure people who are married are supposed to notice the little details.” He shrugged and waved his hand at her dismissively. “Not that it matters to begin with. I guess I’m just more perceptive than you.” 

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“You mean a patchy shark bitch with black and white hair and odd eyes?? My features are hard to miss- I notice things I just- Haven’t really noticed the eyebrows. I thought you had like.... just ... thin ones....The hair doesn't help either.” She motioned to her own face as she spoke, basically saying his eyes were covered in odd area’s.

mistblows:

“I don’t look at your eyebrows all the time okay? It’s not exactly something I get to eyeball on a normal basis. Usually I’m focused on- other things. Like- Work….And food.”

“It would seem you’ve never looked at them before. I could describe you in vivid detail to anyone who asked, but you don’t even know my facial features. I feel like someone who cared would be offended.” 

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burninghate:

“Did you seriously just notice that now? Goes to show your observation skills aren’t nearly as sharp as you say.” 

“I don’t look at your eyebrows all the time okay? It’s not exactly something I get to eyeball on a normal basis. Usually I’m focused on- other things. Like- Work....And food.”

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“My...errr......p a r t n e r... Has some- really .... Interesting eyebrows...”  @burninghate