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Whee, prompts! Could we get the next part of the fake amnesia AU, please? :D

The rest of the fake amnesia AU here: Parts one, two, three, four, five, and six!

“You know,” Tony said, giving Stephen a once-over that left warmth in its wake. “You clean up well. I think I’ve only ever seen you in the hospital or right after shift.”

“Are you saying I didn’t look good, those times?” Stephen asked, even as one hand smoothed out his dress shirt, pleased at the reaction. This was their first date that Stephen was counting as an actual date. Stephen was far past the point of first impressions, but he certainly wanted to make today have impact.

Tony snorted. “You do wear the whole ‘doctor’ thing, well,” Tony acknowledged. “Actually, really well. Side note, I’m really into role-play, if that ever comes up.” 

Stephen’s flush spread through his whole body. It was not the first time anyone had ever brought up the ‘doctor’ thing in that way—it was alarmingly common, actually—but it had never gotten that reaction out of him, before. “I’ll keep that in mind,” Stephen said. “To be fair, some might say you were already roleplaying as my patient.”

“True,” Tony acknowledged. “But not the fun way.” He paused. “The only appropriate way, given you weren’t roleplaying, but still.” He shook his head. “But no role-play on first dates.” He shook his head. “Today is my first real attempt at a ‘first date’ in years, and I’m going to blow it out of the water.” He paused. “Hopefully.”

“What is the plan?” Stephen asked. Stephen had no work today and Tony had promised to keep them busy. “I wait to be impressed.”

“We’re driving down to Philly,” Tony said. “I’ve been told the Mütter Museum is a hit for a lot of people and it felt like it might be something you’d enjoy.”

Stephen had actually been before, it was only about an hour away and it was an incredible museum detailing aspects of medical history. It would also be an excellent opportunity to show off Stephen’s own knowledge, of which there was plenty. Stephen didn’t know if that was intentional on Tony’s part, but Stephen would gladly take the opportunity.

And the best thing was that, over their few coffee dates, Stephen was pretty sure Tony would like that in the way most people wouldn’t. Tony wasn’t the only one who wanted to make this date a success, Stephen fully planned on making it to a second.

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dream holding himself 🤯

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For my accounting degree they’re making me take this computer class that’s on the level of “Hello. You may have heard of this wacky thing called the Internet or a personal computer. It’s likely you may be using a computer right now. Did you know that you can use the Internet to collaborate with other people?”

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Guys. Im holding y'alls hands but the answer is *not* to ask dream for new boundaries or his alleged girlfriend's. fandom (and particularly rpf) is not *for them*. if you need to have dream's or anyone else's approval to do anything/not harass anyone, please leave rpf bc this is not the place for you. we need to have the barrier between fandom and ccs and that starts with not running to them to ask if its okay to write fic abt them, their friends, their SOs or whoever else. use your common sense to evaluate what *you* can handle, and block and move on when you find lines that are different from your personal definition of what is okay. the witchhunt *starts* when ppl try to create different stratas of fans and award themselves with golden stars for not being the weird ones

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almost 10 hours and its not even good/hj

jk i really like it

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Tim to Dick, early Reborn era:

"You're calling me irrational for not believing Bruce is dead? Should we talk about the time you threw yourself off the building he'd supposedly fallen to his death from to see if it was survivable? Because we can definitely talk about the time you threw yourself off a building just to prove that Bruce wasn't dead."

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oh my dreamieeeeee

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get in loser we're going to the devil's sacrament

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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mesa, mesa, mesa que más aplauda

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I’m so glad I decided to reread histories by Herodotus. I love this guy. He so clearly wrote without any planning whatsoever.

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DREAM tweeted!

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SAPNAP is in IslandGrown’s tweet!

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I may have lied about someone in the Pantheon. But it's because they're lying to everyone too.