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Morgan Rielly, pointing at the watermelon in Mitch’s arms: Why do you have that?

Mitch Marner: I heard Dermy was hurt so I brought him a watermelon.

Morgan Rielly: Why?

Mitch Marner, after handing Travis the melon: Because he loves watermelons.

Travis Dermott: {Happily hugs the watermelon}

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Kasperi Kapanen: Willy is a goldfish cracker.

Zach Hyman: Explain.

Kasperi Kapanen: He’s the snack that smiles back

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oof

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i love the toronto maple marners

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Feb. 18th 2019 *leon signing things, meeting people* *security walks by with a dog* *leon immediately notices* “excuse me, can you ask if I can pet the dog?” *lady from rogers walks over to the security to ask for him* *security brings the dog over and leon gives the dog all the pets*

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everyone who reblogs this before March 1st will get either

a moodboard based on their blog theme

a moodboard based on their username

a moodboard based on pictures on their blog

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YALLLLL LOOK AT MORGANS COMMENT

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Leafs @ Habs | February 9, 2019

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I could provide context

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Imagine seeing them on the subway

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(The Maple Leaf rookies walk into a bar in the US.)

Auston Matthews: All right. They didn’t even check our fake IDs.

Kasperi Kapanen: And I wasted a whole day thinking up my fake name.

William Nylander: Yeah. Sorry, ‘Vasperi’. Let’s drink.

Bartender: So, fellas, school let out early?

Mitch Marner: Yeah. We’re just….

Auston Matthews: Mitch, shut up!

Mitch Marner: Uh, I mean, no. No, we’re old. We’re workers. We’re all construction workers. Hey, fellas, did you see that brick today? Whoo!

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Zach: You talk in your sleep a lot Mitch

Mitch: I do? What do I even say?

Zach: It was 3am and you started screaming “STOP, DROP, AND ROLL”

Mitch: I think scream is an exaggeration

Auston: No Mitch, the whole team heard you

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Mitch: omg congrats on your new contract Auston

Auston: oh thanks Mitch! Now we just have to get you signed

Mitch: Yeah! Then we’ll have to figure out where we’re going to be neighbors next season when we’re both in a higher tax bracket.

Auston: Yeah! Hahah

Connor Brown coming out of nowhere and smiling at both of them: where will i be living boys

Auston:….

Mitch:…

Connor Brown: where. will. i. be. living. boys.

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mama’s boy ♥️

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Brady Tkachuk runs into Zach Hyman who proceeds to contemplate punching a teenager

OTT vs TOR | 2/6/19

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High fives + Mitch eating a hot dog on the bench

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The audio is absolutely necessary for this and it brings me so much joy