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things happen for a reason: they're soulmates bob

bonus:

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sidgeno gifset hitting so good at 2am on a friday that it crashed my goddamn phone

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the vancouver canucks are consistently in a competition with themselves to make the worst decisions possible at all times and they are in fact winning

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PWHL VANCOUVER KNOWS BIBLICAL FUCKING GREED AND THIS SIN WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN.

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we are SOOO BACK

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Trevor Zegras x eBay's item conditions by category

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quick everyone what were you doing when you found out about the zegras flyers trade??

(i was in the middle of a very important dinner about my friend’s wedding lol)

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what if you were an ANNOYING AMERICAN BOY who beat a SWEET CANADIAN BOY at THE junior tournament and he HATED you but then you SAT ON THE PLANE TOGETHER and you made him LAUGH and you became BEST FRIENDS and a SECRET HANDSHAKE and a SHARED ROOFTOP PLAYLIST and DEBUT GOALS MINUTES APART and you both became the SUPERSTAR SAVIORS of your FAILING FRANCHISE but then he got TRADED away and you kept getting INJURED and said the injuries HURT LESS THAN THE TRADE and EVERYBODY called you WASHED UP while he THRIVED but THEN YOU GOT TRADED BACK TO HIM??

happened to my good friend trevor zegras.

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come home with me (reprise) - hadestown

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jamie drysdale, trevor zegras, nikita grebenkin, denver barkey and oliver bonk all on the same team . if torts were still there he'd be climbing over the plexiglass

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i would not lie about this shit to be clear and im really fucking scared right now

any zegras heads got an answer for why he added five songs to his rooftop playlist that he hasnt touched since 2023 three days ago or am i just gonna be scratching my head on this one

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any zegras heads got an answer for why he added five songs to his rooftop playlist that he hasnt touched since 2023 three days ago or am i just gonna be scratching my head on this one

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I WAS FUCKING JOKING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

philadelphia flyers you have the chance to do something REALLY fucking funny in the coming days

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philadelphia flyers you have the chance to do something REALLY fucking funny in the coming days

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the offseason does insane things to people (me)

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whenever a player i like gets traded to a team i am also generally fond of but dont keep up with i imagine them going to old friends senior dog sanctuary...... kraken u are not good but you are kind and i love you anyway.... take care of mush for me....