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Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

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love her. get his ass kiyohime

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Them Eat Crab.

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Sharing this cos I love this binding!

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Uh i sure hope there's not

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headcanon devoid is a lightweight who gets yappy when she's drunk ^^ (fanart for @kianamaiart!)

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i wanted to check in, do people know that I'm a trans girl and that I meow sometimes? i think it's an important thing that people should know about me

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That is a Majestical Beast 

(Source)

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Today is ✨ HIS DAY ✨

Yes, I've been waiting for months for this exact day to repost this comic again.

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This new piece was created in collaboration with The Marine Mammal Center! We have made signed prints available and a portion of all proceeds will go to them :)

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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Thank you YouTube shorts

I know my true identity now

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