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MOVING! i’ve moved mickey & mandy back to a shameless multi as i’m narrowing down the number of solo blogs i’ve got! you can now find them at @scamsteal which is part of my new hub blog @theirlives
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🐝 * ― 𝑮𝑹𝑼𝑴𝑷𝒀 𝑿 𝑺𝑼𝑵𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
from the grump ❛ how can you be this cheery already? we haven't even had breakfast. ❜ ❛ just don't make a big deal out of this. ❜ ❛ you know i love you, right? ❜ ❛ i know, alright, i know i'm an asshole. but i'm trying here. ❜ ❛ i'm sorry. i didn't mean what i said earlier. ❜ ❛ do you always have to be so damn optimistic? ❜ ❛ nobody has ever made me feel the way you do. ❜ ❛ there's no way in hell i'm doing that. ❜ ❛ i'm not good with this whole stupid feelings thing. ❜ ❛ you make me want to be better. you make me want to be good. ❜ ❛ can't you just move on and forget about it already? ❜ ❛ i'm only doing this because you asked me to. ❜ ❛ you're the only one who has ever believed in me. ❜ ❛ you won't stop this until i say 'yes', will you? ❜ ❛ how are you so happy all the time? ❜ ❛ until i met you, i never thought i would've been capable of that. ❜ ❛ you're the polar opposite of me. ❜ ❛ whatever. i didn't think you'd care anyway. ❜ ❛ your optimism might be starting to rub off on me. ❜ ❛ why don't you give up on me like everyone else? ❜
from the sunshine ❛ come on, it's gonna be fun! ❜ ❛ see? i told you there's some good in you. ❜ ❛ you should smile more. you have such a beautiful smile. ❜ ❛ i'm so excited! there's so much i have planned for us. ❜ ❛ i was just trying to do something nice for you. ❜ ❛ do you always have to be so pessimistic? ❜ ❛ stop being so stubborn. i'm trying to help you. ❜ ❛ i knew there was a big softie under all that tough exterior. ❜ ❛ i always feel better with you by my side. ❜ ❛ sometimes you should let others in. ❜ ❛ light up, [name]. we're gonna be here for a while. ❜ ❛ why is it so difficult for you to accept a compliment? ❜ ❛ stay? i just ... don't want to be alone right now. ❜ ❛ just because i'm generally a happy person doesn't mean i can't have an off day. ❜ ❛ i'm not some helpless little girl/boy! ❜ ❛ you're not gonna get rid of me that easily. ❜ ❛ stop that. i don't want you to talk about yourself like this. ❜ ❛ of course, i remember! i remember everything you told me. ❜ ❛ let's go outside and dance in the rain. ❜ ❛ you don't mean that, do you? ❜
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MICKEY MILKOVICH | 4x11 “EMILY”
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happy pride! mickey milkovich wants everybody here to know he’s fucking gay. he just thought everybody should know that.
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SHAMELESS 5.01 ― “Milk of the Gods”
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" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU . . . " he’s disgruntled at first to lose beer, reaching after it like a 𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 that’s just had a toy confiscated, but complaints quickly quieten down as cold bottle presses against bruise. ah, 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦. mickey forgets sometimes how much of a natural caretaker his other half is. " jesus fuckin’ christ, you’re soft. " it slips out in a huff and yet, there’s a hint of a smile daring to appear because mick doesn’t hate how nice it feels to have somebody in his life who gives a shit. he might bitch & he might snarl, but he still falls still to let ian do his thing. — or at least, he does at first. impatience quickly catches back up with him when ducked down to observe pupils. " will you fuckin’ relax? you’re acting like i’ve never thrown a headbutt before. " hand snatches back beer, immediately chugging down a gulp before rolling his eyes. " ian, i’ve been shot 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 and used to get knives thrown at me for fun, i think i can handle a concussion. "
"give me that." ian grumbled, snatching the bottle from mickey and pressing it to his forehead for him. in his head ian counted 3...2...1...to see how long this would last. or alternatively, how long until mickey got too stubborn or too thirsty to let him hold the bottle there. "that's not what i meant." he sighed, lips pursed as he glanced at mickey, then back up at the bump. ian knew better than to fuss out loud but he was minorly worried mickey might have a concussion. he ducked down a little to try and get a glimpse of mick's pupils, but no such luck. he'd probably fully need to shine light into them and ian had a hunch mickey wouldn't wanna play doctor. "he is a dick. you both are." ian agreed. as much as he loved either one of them, there was no denying that. "but you can't just fucking--" he vaguely gestured, "headbutt him because you two are in the middle of one of your-- your--- masculinity contests." he pinched the bridge of his nose, with his free hand, then removed the beer from mickey's forehead, giving it to him to drink so he could examine the skin. when ian locked eyes with mick again, he forced his true concern, "it's not worth it, what if you gave yourself a concussion? huh?"
#soemotional#ian ily#mickey ur an idiot#conversations. ⸻ mikhailo aleksandr milkovich.#universes. ⸻ verse number.#out of character. ⸻ excuse queue.
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" GIRLIE? — who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? "
starter for @mlkobitch. ( gina & mandy ).
❝ it's not all about you, girlie. ❞
#chaosfollowed#conversations. ⸻ mandy milkovich.#universes. ⸻ verse number.#out of character. ⸻ excuse queue.#tysm for the starter!
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@noblecide sent: " can i please use your phone ? i have to call someone to get me out of here. "

" DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN’ PAYPHONE TO YOU? — no, you cannot use my phone. " he’s difficult for no reason other than the fact 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦. mickey has never been the overly 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙𝚏𝚞𝚕 type. call it bad parenting, call it hereditary. hell, most people just called it him being an asshole & that isn’t an incorrect answer either. blend them together, here he stands. a product of all three combined. and yet, the boy lingers, teeth gnawing at lower lip as he backtracks, unable to resist that niggling bit of 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 wanting to find out WHY exactly this person is so desperate to leave. maybe there’s a story in it somewhere. eyes roll at his own actions, turning back to the blond with a heavy sigh, as if being 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 rather than choosing. " the hell you need to make a call so badly for anyway? "
𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄. ( still accepting! )
#noblecide#conversations. ⸻ mikhailo aleksandr milkovich.#universes. ⸻ verse number.#out of character. ⸻ excuse queue.#mickey i'm a brat milkovich
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DRAMATIC & PROTECTIVE RELATIONSHIP PROMPTS * for the ones who want to keep you safe from harm
get behind me.
go inside and lock the door and don't come out until i say so.
are you all right? where are you hurt?
over my dead body.
i promised them i'd keep you safe.
i sleep better when you're next to me.
are you serious? i'm not letting you risk your life.
don't go. it's safer here.
i should have been here. this is my fault.
here. take this gun. don't pull the trigger unless it's absolutely necessary.
they told me to watch you.
i won't let anyone lay a hand on you.
stay close to me.
i'm not worth saving. please.
can you stay? just for a little while? it would help.
it's too dangerous out there.
i thought i'd lost you.
can you hear me? hello? where are you?
they're all afraid of me.
they told me you'd be trouble. clearly that was an understatement.
one of us has to make it out of here.
is that a bruise?
get back. get back right now.
did they touch you?
i already lost you once. i'm not going to lose you again.
a few more steps. we're nearly there. i've got you.
where does it hurt? let me see.
oh my god, you're covered in blood.
i love you, but you have to go.
climb on my back. i'll carry you.
i wish you'd stay.
i slept here all night. i couldn't leave you.
stay with me. i can keep you safe.
no. i've made my decision. you're staying here.
holy shit. are you okay? what the hell happened?
we have to get inside right now.
quick! hide! in here!
if they know you're with me, they'll leave you alone.
if they attack again, we'll be ready.
this never should have happened.
i want you to run, okay? run and don't look back.
you're all right. you're safe. it's over.
i'll feel better once you're out of this.
i don't have nightmares when you're here.
where have you been? i've been calling you all night.
your phone went straight to voicemail. what's going on?
i don't want anything to happen to you.
i can't stand the thought of losing you.
i won't let them touch you.
when we met, i promised myself i'd keep you safe.
where'd they go? i'll give them a piece of my mind.
here. squeeze my hand if it hurts.
i'll lay beside you.
no. it's non-negotiable. you're staying here.
i don't want you to die, okay?
listen to me! i know what i'm doing!
i can't lose you again!
do you hear me? i love you! i've always loved you.
i've got you. i'm right here.
can i stay? i'll take the couch.
tell them you're with me.
you can make it. i believe in you.
are you kidding me? who decided this?
here, i'll pick you up.
get back in the car. i'll handle this.
if anyone can do it, it's you.
let me carry you to safety.
i don't do well when you're away.
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IF YOU ARE IN THE MILKOVICH FAMILY . . . IF YOU’RE IN THE CIRCLE? ― THEY’LL DO 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 FOR YOU. THEY’LL 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 FOR YOU.
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i’ve always had a headcanon that mandy actually really . . . looked up to fiona gallagher because that was a woman taking care of her family; that was a woman looking out for her siblings / raising them / earning money / doing what she had to do. fiona was a figure that the milkovich’s didn’t have in their household and a young mandy admired it, which made it all the more hurtful when she heard her & vee talking about her the way she did ( skankovich ) in the gallagher kitchen.
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「 RP MEME : RANDOM DIALOGUE 2.0 」 * change pronouns as needed. based on this generator.
‘ how about i take you home? ’
‘ who do you fight for? ’
‘ you can relax. we’re safe here.’
‘ are you threatening me? ’
‘ i told you to leave me out of this. ’
‘ i guess it runs in the family, huh? ’
‘ you’re leaving already? ’
‘ that sounds dangerous. i’m in!’
‘ what do you wish for? ’
‘ you look like you just saw a ghost.’
‘ don’t look at me like that. ’
‘ we can just sit here. we don’t have to talk.’
‘ you can’t get rid of me that easy. ’
‘ do you want something for the pain? ’
‘ can i have some cash? ’
‘ i know you’re dangerous, but i also know you won’t hurt me.’
‘ that’s quite a scratch you’ve got there.’
‘ when was the last time you slept? ’
‘ i know who you are. i know what you’ve done. ’
‘ you’re being followed. pretend you know me.’
‘ you never should’ve left. ’
‘ i think i’m getting sick. ’
‘ snap out of it! ’
‘ yes i killed them, but i did it for you.’
‘ don’t treat me like a child. ’
‘ how does it feel to be in love? ’
‘ surprised to run into you here. ’
‘ how many people have you killed? ’
‘ i didn’t want to come, but i need your help. ’
‘ i know i’m not the person you want, but i’m here. ’
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SHAMELESS 5.05 ― “Rite of Passage”
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@soemotional sent : " that was irrational of you… not to mention unsportsmanlike. "

" THEN I GUESS IT’S A GOOD THING I’M NOT A FUCKIN’ SPORTSMAN. ― and fuck being rational. " hand snatches a cold beer from the fridge, knocking the top of with a petulant huff. a large swig is taken before he presses the glass bottle against his forehead, cool condensation soothing the dull throb that’s left behind from 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 lip. fine, so mickey is irrational, but is that really news? it’s not exactly something he’s kept HIDDEN over the years and while he might’ve 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 overtime ( a development brought on by ian’s influence ), he’s still always gonna be a little on the loose canon side. it ran 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 in the milkovich bloodstream. " your brother is a dick. i’ve owed him that & worse for years. besides, it ain’t like i started that shit! "

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒. ( still accepting! )
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BLADE RUNNER PROMPTS * assorted dialogue from the 1982 film
i've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
i guess you're through, huh.
do you love me?
there's only two of us now.
i've never seen a turtle.
that was irrational of you... not to mention unsportsmanlike.
kiss me.
what seems to be the problem?
go to hell or go to heaven!
i'm sorry. just peeking.
you'd better get up, or i'm gonna have to kill you!
that's what you're here for.
you've gotta shoot straight!
we're in the clear.
milk and cookies kept you awake?
that's the spirit!
do you make these questions up?
you're not helping.
that isn't really my kind of place.
describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
why are you staring at us?
that's no way to treat a friend.
i think, therefore i am.
put your hands on me.
you're so different. you're so perfect.
arresting you, that's what i'm doing.
it's a test designed to provoke an emotional response.
it's too bad they won't live.
show me what you're made of.
well, that's a little out of my jurisdiction.
remember when you were six?
indulge me.
i don't know why you saved my life.
how long have i got?
someone was there.
those aren't your memories.
i'd like to ask you a few questions.
quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?
we've already tried it.
i've done... questionable things.
what if i go north? disappear. would you come after me?
how old am i?
no choice, huh?
must be expensive.
i want you.
you've done a man's job.
no, really, i'm sorry. go home.
this is a bad one. the worst yet.
i need your magic.
they don't advertise for killers in the newspaper.
do you trust me?
may i ask you a personal question?
you've really got some nice toys here.
where did i come from?
shall we continue?
nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch.
i'm impressed.
no choice, huh?
i don't know such stuff.
must get lonely here.
i'm working. what are you doing?
let me tell you about my mother.
i owe you one.
it seems you feel our work is not a benefit to the public.
if only you could see what i've seen.
i had in mind something a little more radical.
it's completely hypothetical.
we've got a lot in common.
maybe you're fed up.
i'm surprised you didn't come here sooner.
did you ever try to take that test yourself?
not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent.
no one's ever going to find out they're down here.
i'm not in the business. i am the business.
stop right where you are!
there's three to go.
i have had people walk out on me before, but not... when i was being charming.
have you felt yourself to be exploited in any way?
are you for real?
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mickey’s ‘you think you know my sister? you don’t know my sister until you fought my sister’ is my favourite mickey & mandy quote.
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🐝 * ― 𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑺𝑻𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺.
❛ are we actually doing the right thing? ❜ ❛ are you bleeding? ❜ ❛ are you even sorry? ❜ ❛ are you still mad at me? ❜ ❛ are you sure you’re gonna be okay on your own? ❜ ❛ can’t we just be friends again? ❜ ❛ can we pretend this never happened? ❜ ❛ can you help me with this? ❜ ❛ didn’t you listen to what i just said? ❜ ❛ did you ever even love me? ❜ ❛ don’t you believe me? ❜ ❛ do you trust me? ❜ ❛ do you understand what that means? ❜ ❛ do you want to talk about it? ❜ ❛ haven’t you heard the news? ❜ ❛ have you ever cared about anyone other than yourself? ❜ ❛ how did you do that? ❜ ❛ how will i ever be able to repay you? ❜ ❛ is it my fault? ❜ ❛ is there anything i can do for you? ❜ ❛ was all of this just a lie? ❜ ❛ we’re gonna survive this, right? ❜ ❛ what are you doing here? ❜ ❛ what do you want from me? ❜ ❛ what have you done to them? ❜ ❛ what makes you think i’m going to help you? ❜ ❛ when was the last time you ate something? ❜ ❛ when will it stop? ❜ ❛ when will you ever grow up? ❜ ❛ where were you last night? ❜ ❛ who did this to you? ❜ ❛ who the hell are you? ❜ ❛ why can’t you just let it go? ❜ ❛ why didn’t you tell me sooner? ❜ ❛ why did you leave me? ❜ ❛ why don’t you come home with me? ❜ ❛ why would you do something like that? ❜ ❛ will you call me when you got there safely? ❜ ❛ will you please tell me what happened? ❜ ❛ will you stop doing that? ❜
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