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eddie i heard some dick w…

buck: you? dick? your dick? yes, please

eddie: …

buck: …

eddie: …

chris: fucking finally

Eddie surprising Buck with Chris.

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omg inej gafha hiiiiii

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Nurse 1: Oh yeah, we have a firefighter in the ER. Nurse 2: Oh, is it a code rainbow? Nurse 1: Code rainbow? Nurse 2: Firefighter from the 118.

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lmao you really didn't though. condolences on your reading skills.

save me the bucktommy shippers are in my walls like rats that annoy me and can’t even show their faces

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to take a little break from this sad times i would like to share that i literally predicted the future of bucktommy

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Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 129

Daniel: What's your sexuality?

Max: My sexuality? Well you see, sexuality is a spectrum and it very hard to-

Charles: *Walks in*

Max: I'm gay, I'm so fucking gay

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

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current state of f1:

charles leclerc subplot:

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Oh I just know they'll be insufferable once they start flirting

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Pierre: "No power"

Engineer: "You're fine"

Pierre: "N̵͉͕̙̮͈͎̦͚̺̰̭̺̘̉̔ͅƠ̵̢̧͖͕̳̣͕̘̰ͅͅ ̴̯̳̺͕̿̚P̸̧͈̟̺̩͚̤̠̹̻̫͒̊͛̋̅͋̓̆͂̿̍̀̈͘Ơ̸̡̢͎̳̥̣̺̤͇̼̠̗̗̑̎͊̀́͒̽͑̈́͠͝͠Ẁ̵̟̲͈͚̥̯̬̖̗͊̈̀̉̊́̈̆͘̕Ȩ̴̪̝͍͎̑̚ͅR̵̢̻͍̠͗̋̎̑̈́̀́͒̚̕͠"

*engine explodes*

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Franco: People say Max and I have a lot in common but I don't see it

Alex: I don't either. I mean, Max is a multiple time champion, which you are not. Max has a lot of wins, you don't have a single one. Max has a seat for next year, and you don't. I don't see anything common between you two except for....oh wait I get it now

Franco:....

Alex:....

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THIS WAS AN INSANE SHOT

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predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

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