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It's not getting isekaied that's the problem.

It's getting back.

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Slug Stickers by Oddarette

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introducing the fat black clark kent that has always existed in my head and should now exist in YOURS too thanks to @monkesupreme

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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Ah excuse me... I just a little crab appal

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I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.

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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear

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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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BREAKING: Fox News has been advised to stop highlighting Zohran Mamdani's policies because even Fox viewers are finding them appealing.

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My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

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Happy Mpreg Monday

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she's so real