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MONKEY DIVORCE 💔💔💔 with @evilpinkwizard

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Can anyone tell me if the Unabomber was problematic

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i love when i share what seems to me like basic entry-level critical self-awareness advice with other people and they react like i'm a terrifyingly transgressive but tempting corrupting influence. i really missed my calling as one of those villains who are unimpeachably ideologically correct but undermined by a personal deficiency of character that makes them hideously unattractive to anyone more socially adept.

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aspec “of course I’m attracted to people” narratives need to blow up. I want to see aspec characters making terrible decisions and sabotaging all their relationships based on assuming their personal awful closeted aspec experience is the experience of all alloromantic and allosexual people NOW!!!

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Hello Kris. As you can see, one of my victims created a Dark Fountain inside this trap, and now the puzzles have become sentient and are trying to kill me. You have one hour to seal the Fountain before they successful break down my security doors. Help me I'm scared.

i'm picturing kris, susie, and ralsei coming to a room that is absolutely overrun with traps, like too many to survive the room, and when you go to fight the first one, rouxls kaard comes in and says, "NEVER FEAR, I, THE DUKE OF PUZZLES SHALLETH VANQUISH THESETH MERE GAMES" and then he runs through the room setting off literally every trap and then at the end of the room he says, "FUCKETH" and disappears and that's the cutscene

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a few days late for June, but I had to finish and post these bg3 pride doodles<3

bonus:

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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

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miscellaneous queens bits

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Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

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It's just gonna be him as John Wick but holding the gun that kills Weezer

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*scratching up the yellow wallpaper in my room* GIRLS NIGHT!! GIRLS NIGHT!! GIRLS NIGHT!!

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Constantly resisting the urge to dox myself by bragging about my city. Best city in the world (it objectively isn’t). Crown jewel of art and culture in this region (completely false). Paradise is a place where you can be happy just by being there

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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

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This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

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The Phantom thieves are a package deal (despite the hospital's visiting policies)

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