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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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he can’t stop being bad

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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

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love when stories inflict unspeakable horrors onto a person for no real reason. its not karma. its not payback. its not a lesson. its not your fault. no ones even out to get you in particular. youre not the chosen one or special or anything. it just sorta happened and you were there. sorry man

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dont ever invite this guy to your birthday party im so serious

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has this been done yet

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btw frylock didnt let meatwad roll into the trap and told shake not to go into it but shake was definitely like Theres No Way I'll Get Stuck In This and then he fucking died

master shake dying in a glue trap

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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

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yesterday this kid sat down for a break in gym & i sat down for a break next to him bc those kids were actin like they were on bath salts & he asks me "whats an orangutan" & im like ??? Its An Ape & hes like Whats A Baboon & im like Its A Monkey & i started telling him about apes vs monkeys & how we, too, are primates etc & he goes "sometimes i call orangutans Uncle Buncles"

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a shitty movie from the 90s is worth more than the shitty movies that are made today

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this was mine </3

This video got me into system of a down when I was 14

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some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

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master shake dying in a glue trap

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology