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broke: enemies to lovers

woke: enemies to lovers to enemies

bespoke: enemies with lovers matryoshka dolled inside of the enemies, sheltered by ever thinning walls of dramatic irony until the enemies and lovers all suffer simultaneous ego death and are left with nothing but the bleeding wounds that drove them together in the first place

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“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

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Mr Jibbs they could never make me hate you

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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i like this.

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SHELLEY DUVALL as WENDY TORRANCE THE SHINING (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

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licking the precum off the tip of his cock >*

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what is your number 8 song on your on repeat playlist?

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This will forever be my favorite tweet of all times

Translation: "Sometimes when I'm alone at home I speak German so that the ghosts think we lost the war"

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The European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) has ruled that the Czech Republic violated the rights of trans people by forcing them to be sterilised. Requiring transgender men and women to undergo sterilisation procedures in order to gain legal recognition of their gender identity meant the central-European country had breached international law, the court decided on Thursday (12 June).

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Patras, Greece 1896

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why are guys sooo obsessed with dick size theyre always saying shit like oh im just strokin my big dick yeah you like that huge dick etc. first of all i can see it. i can see that its not very big. but second of all yes i do. not least because of its manageable size. why does it have to be big? why do we have to play pretend? do i like your big dick? i dont know? is it in the other room? do i like your red ferrari? you drive a white golf. i love hatchbacks. lets go to mac donald

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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health