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I’m looking disrespectfully. Show me that bulge king
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Hey boss sorry can't come in, i think the Russians (or cubans or chinese or iranians) are using their tummyache gun on me. Yes, again
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babies playing with pets scare me
please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™
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