moaningwhilehighfiving

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bob dylan’s greatest life achievement isn’t the nobel prize or his career or any of his music. it’s somehow managing not to kill himself after fumbling joan baez

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we're running out of scenarios I fear

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(shaking dice in cupped hands) c'mon daddy needs a new pair of money

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do you use any dating apps?

my girlfriend will await me in the kingdom of tumblr

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'Edward', meaning 'in the direction of Ed'

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guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

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noncon friendship

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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

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This tweet has prevented more eating disorders than any public health campaign ever has

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WE NEED TO KILL HIM

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I am calling for a total and complete ban on tiktok pop psychology until we can figure out what the hell is going on

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this