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I had to spend the rest of my money on my UMD account so here we are

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staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad

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That is a mother fucking horse in the hallway

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I got absolutely wasted on accident last night and I am hung over as hell. I remember everything so I wasn't that wasted but here's my favorite moments of when I was fucking destroyed... my boyfriend was 100% sober and I feel bad that he had to put up with this.

While drinking my 4th mixed vodka drink, I wouldn't leave my poor boyfriend alone and wanted to cuddle the entire time he was trying to play monopoly.

Leaving the hotel, I kept claiming he parked in the back alley for some reason?

My boyfriend had to carefully carry me down the stairs so I wouldn't trip and die.

On the way to his place I somehow got the idea that he wanted to break up with me so I kept saying I didn't want him to leave, to his confusion.

Brushed my teeth and passed out for one hour, then I woke up, darted out of Noah's bed (waking him up) ran to the corner of the room, and puked on his floor...

While he was cleaning it up I went to the bathroom in case I needed to puke again. I decided I to cover myself with his clothes and laid on the bathmat to fall asleep.

Woke up on the couch feeling like absolute garbage. Noah went to work and I dealt with the hours of puking to follow. Hangovers are awful.

Moral of the story don't drink so much. It's really awful. Like really bad.

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can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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Here is a picture of a single atom

Zoomed in even further

Source

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attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

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My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

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at that moment, Pauline was filled with the burning reminder of why she left Mario… and why she loved him to begin with 

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at that moment, Pauline was filled with the burning reminder of why she left Mario… and why she loved him to begin with 

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this was a rollercoaster from start to finish

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Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

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