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seeing a take that i personally hate on my dash

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Andie MacDowell at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival (14-15 May 2025)

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[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse

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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

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love telling people I'm not on social media as if it's not 98% of my waking hours. well I'm not on social media in a way that you'd recognize

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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

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Griddleharking

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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

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Glorious failure

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Edeleth for @zephyrzion 💖🥰

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I saw sk8 ova the other day and no joke this is what happens

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where are all my fellow geriatric yaoi enjoyers