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The only good thing about body dysmorphia is that sometimes I’ll be walking around my apartment naked getting ready for work and then I catch a glimpse of my own ass in a mirror and since I am Gay but have literally No Concept of what my body actually looks like most days, for a split second I’ll be like “omg naked hot woman??” And then I realize it’s me and I’m like ah fuck all over again.
#wild that if the exact same body belongs to a DIFFERENT woman I’m like she’s hot good for her goddamn#but if the body belongs to ME im nauseated and undeserving of human affection#soon after the split second of confidence I start picking the rest of my body apart again because again#now it’s me. so I hate it#BUT. for that first minute it’s nice I guess#I love being fucking stupid
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yoy all just hate me because I'm cold and distant and don't put effort into any relationships and off putting and frustrating to try to help or make plans with and I don't text and I don't call and I don't like doing much and I constantly make excuses for it all
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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
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Bought the perfect book to read at work yesterday to ward off the old men who call me sweetheart and the middle aged ones who want me to go out with them

And sure enough I had some random guy come up to me and do the whatcha reading bull and I flipped it open and looked at him, said nothing, just smiled slightly, and he just went “ah. Cool” and left so it’s working splendidly :)
#I exist to make men uncomfortable#genuinely such a good book so far tho highly recommend#I am a bio major tho so it’s interesting to ME but maybe not everyone else lol
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Lotta stuff in canon and fanon about Zoro being wild and brutish and violent and it's not untrue depending on the circumstances but I feel like he doesn't get enough credit for how often he's actually gentle, calm, and even altruistic. He's not just sort of working toward his goal without causing too much harm to innocent parties; he goes out of his way to do good even to his own detriment, and that's how we're introduced to him in the first place. Luffy doesn't pick people for his crew that aren't kind, and Zoro is a prime example of that even if he's not flashy or conventionally polite about it.






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you ever read fanfiction so good you start experiencing penis envy. sorry is this a safe space
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I was born to behold pretty things, not to be one myself. I was born to pick up rocks and smell fresh picked mint. I was born to kick pinecones and lay in the grass. I was supposed to watch the sunset and look for falling stars. I was supposed to brush the fur of animals and appreciate the horizon. I was made to love the way the trees look reflected in cold water and I was made to toss rocks at my reflection to watch the rings dance away. As for being a pretty thing? That’s not my life’s pursuit. I wasn’t born for that. I don’t get half as much pleasure from perfection in the mirror as I do form perfection elsewhere. It suits me better to be an admirer than to seek admiration. It suits me better to look at other people’s faces rather than my own. I get more joy in the seeing of a pretty landscape than in the pleasing of people I don’t know. I know where I like to spend my time and energy. It’s not on acting pretty.
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ok i've been called a sex freak tranny too i get where you're coming from but like also please be more careful with extremely vague posts about Problematic Kinks
no. people's openness about what two consenting adults can do in private has no bearing on how likely they are to be child abusers or close ranks about child abusers & thinking there is some correlation is a sign that your stance on sexual abuse is mediated more by disgust reaction and aesthetic associations than by structural analysis. there is a pretty hard and obvious line between not condemming consensual sex acts between adults and being a pedophile and thinking that it's some sort of spectrum or slippery slope there imo speaks poorly to your conceptualization of why SA is a bad thing.
people love to say that X or Y kink Normalizes Abuse, but, like, actually think about communities where sexual abuse is 'normalized' in society. is the problem with the catholic church that it's too pro-kink? is the problem with US professional gymnastics that it's too pro-kink? is the problem with the amish that they're too pro-kink? was the problem with the british entertainment industry in the 1970s that it was too pro-kink? is the problem with the prison system that it's too pro-kink? &c. &c. &c.
sexual abuse doesn't happen because people are degenerate perverts and everyone is too accepting of that, sexual abuse happens because society is full of institutions that give adults structural power over children and men structural power over women. giving credence to the former, even in the form of thinking you have to be "super careful" about perverts, is a straightforwardly reactionary position.
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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
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This 🤏🏼 fucking close to writing fanfiction for the first time ever, not because I even actually want to write something, but just to spite all of you uncreative bitches who are using AI for it.
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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
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