modernmouthmike

[modernmouthmike]

someone shake this man at once!

[ NO ONES getting close to me like thi-]

[..Bats?]

[..uh, yous ok?]

[YES.]

[..tryin out some makeup?]

[..YES..]

[modernmouthmike]

why so greengg 😹😹😹greegn pippin 😹😹

[Green is a perfectly normal colour for a pippins. Shut your trap.]

[modernmouthmike]

say... what would you if you, y'know, were completely unable to work as mike for a bit, due like. illness

[if I was sick and couldn’t work, I’d kill someone! So this better not be permanent!!

[modernmouthmike]

what if - like that other anon said - mike is dead.. but he's a ghost?

[a ghost Mike. Mike being dead was always a possibility, but.. hm.. ]

[maybe being a vampire brings me a step closer to him?]

[modernmouthmike]

When was the last time you wore something cleaned? Do you regularly clean your Mike costume? I sort of assume you probably don’t have time?

[f’course I clean the costume regularly! I’m not gross!]

[..actual outfit, uh only if I spill something on it.]

[modernmouthmike]

cuite

[I am NOT- ugh- I can’t talk with these things- I’m not cute.]

[modernmouthmike]

(since you mentioned playing with M!As a bit ago)

M!A: Let's lean into your aesthetic a bit! Battat is a real ass vampire for a cool and spooky 6 asks! Better hope the other two will let you take a sip or two, mweeheehee.

[hhHUUUAAAAAAHHH-]

[hey bats, yous ok-]

[DO NOT COME IN.]

(This one’s been sitting in my asks for a bit.. through it was about time I handed this over to you all!)

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WAIT A MINUTE what if the reason why tenna treats you three differently even though you’re all supposed to be “Mike” and doesn’t get suspicious at the fact that “Mike” Looks different every time is because

THEIR HAS ALWAYS BEEN THREE MIKES

and tenna just assumes he’s talking to one of them at any given time?

[huh. Now THATS a possibility! Would make my life far harder, though.]

[modernmouthmike]

what’s a secret abt tenna the other mikes don’t know!!

[I don’t think the others really know about how.. Close, the boss and the mailman were. Neither of them were here for it, and Tenna keeps his mouth shut about that side of their relationship pretty well.]

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Hey actually how are we even getting things to you. We're just on a tv, right? Does it just sorta. Pop into existence in front of us? Isn't that kinda weird?

[pretty much. I’ll look away, and when I look back, stuff’s there.]

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Got a favorite member of the Dreemurr family? How does Tenna know they're gonna be watching, anyway? Is it just instinctual?

[I guess I like Tori? I never cared much about Lightners. For your other question, I guess so? I really have no idea.]

[modernmouthmike]

a secret promotion to being tenna's boss. a superboss, if you will

[..Me as Tennas boss.]

[…]

[…yeah, okay.]

[modernmouthmike]

What do you think of Ramb?

[Ramb.. I think he’s odd. There’s something off about him.]

He was good company before the Mike stuff got serious, but.. I can’t trust him.]

[That man knows more then he lets on, don’t let his charm fool you!]

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ghhgh youre just so CUTE!! I wanna squeeze ur lil cheeks!!

[sorry, I’m made of hard plastic. Wouldn’t work well.]

[modernmouthmike]

Your name kinda sounds like a scientific name for a sweet potato

So can we call you sweet potato?

[aha- yeah- no. Way too cutesy. Don’t.. don’t call me that.]

[modernmouthmike]

Magazine Miiii-yike!

[* Battat was sent 30,000 pluey plushies]

(30,000 would unfortunately kill him, so he gets one.)

[modernmouthmike]

Tsundere 🫵

[Don’t. Call me that.]

(I CAN DRAW AGAIN. HELLO INTERNET. I AM BACK AND HOPEFULLY BACK TO STAY. I am sad to say with summer coming to its end I cannot dedicate my life 24/7 to the blog, but I will of course be working on it as much as I can! This blog is a project of passion for me. Thanks for sticking around during the hiatus!)