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I only use my ability to draw passable horses for evil. Related: centaur equestrianism.
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"Okay. It's on now. Uh... First question. You weren't always a vampire, were you?" "No. I was a 33-year-old man when I became a vampire."
I think this is my most complicated painting to date!! Honestly the scariest part about these scene studies is just starting them. When I have the sketch all done and I'm staring at my screen I'm like asdfghikl where do I even begin lol. Done in procreate, 17 hrs Imaoo.
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No verão, as noites - Submitted by alliveirrr
#E05E07 #F09B1C #B57F28 #C72C16 #8F2B1C #381307
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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
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the one who will lead us to paradise with blood stained hands


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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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