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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

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i think im one of the funnier types of acearo because i think sex is awesome but kissing? awful disgusting experience 0/10 would not reccomend. i get grossed out even trying to reminisce on the times ive tried it. fanfiction makes it sound so much better than it is in reality. mouths dont even taste good.

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my official statement on this and every matter is that we all must hang out and tell our friends we love them more frequently 

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Ooo the vet sent me a picture of Maybe's bad and naughty bones. Normal cat on left, Mayhem on right. You can see that she's doing it wrong.

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Measure out how much space you need on the blackboard before you start writing.

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I'm not done being annoying, get the fuck back here.

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Lord of the rings

I present to you: this blessed group.

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

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If I made the rules, mathematicians would be obligated to wear wizard cloaks. Or robes or hats. Not like, legally or anything, just in a social obligation "it would be kinda weird if you didn't, because that's just what they do" kind of way

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I was born with a curse called ‘I want to know everything’

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it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

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To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

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We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon

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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right