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Exactly. I'm ace as hell (though not ace aro. Ace panro) And I'm also a writer. My most successful stories never contained sex. They might have contained relationships. But not sex.

What is it with the world wanting to hear about sex? If your story is crap without it, then newsflash: your story is crap and gratuitous nudity and sex isn't going to change that.

If it's integral to the plot - keep it. But normally, at best it's fan-service, at worst it's just another scene that could be more plot-driven if taking place before and after a *fade to black*. Just a series of descriptors and often, cringey euphemisms or graphic, out of place language that doesn't fit the rest of the piece.

Honestly, keep it out. You can allude to sex much better than you can write it. And if you want to read/write about sex - there's this thing called erotica.

Bill: SMUT DOES NOT A WELL-ROUNDED, CLEVER STORY MAKE – AND TOXICITY ON THAT LEVEL MAKES EVEN A CHAOS LORD CRINGE; FOR SHAME, GREYFACE

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Simple Writer Tip:

Get yourself an all-time fan. A friend, a family member, a significant other, it does not matter. They just need to be a person willing to read your work and tell you to keep going because they love what you’re doing. Trust me, though it may not help with the editing phase at all, it does help a ton in the drafting phase when you can barely stand your own work.

Note, always tell these people when you’re just looking for positivity. It doesn’t help to receive criticism on these days, especially when you’re working on early drafts.

Stay motivated, keep writing, good luck.

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Dragon Age: Origins (and Awakenings). Who are your AU love interests and what's their orientation/who did you create to romance them?

Ok. Wow. Let's do this! AU Love Interests from Origins and Awakenings.Dwyn - the dwarf from Redcliffe who bought Sten's Sword. Het.I've awkward wanted a little romancable dwarf. Dwyn fit the role, and my overactive imagination did the rest.I created an AU!Cousland, who is in Redcliffe at the time Howe sacks Highever, as a guest of the Arl. Throughout Connor's possession, she is a puppet of the demon who uses her to be his playmate and nanny both. Their romance is actually quite sweet, with themes of healing after trauma.Ser (Roland) Gilmore - temporary companion from Cousland Origin. Bi.As a player and fan of the Ser Gilmore NPC mod by Immortality (download on the nexus) I utterly insist that Ser Gilmore is a LI.I pair Ser Gilmore with two different characters (so two different universes. I don't canon him poly). One is a F!Amell Warden, the other is a M!Tabris non-Warden. The Amell romance has many themes on demonic influences and freedom. The Tabris romance has themes on non-requited love, acceptance, and interracial relationships.Ser Perth - the religious knight in Redcliffe by the Windmill. Het.I have a whole canon re:Perth, but the TL;DR version is that he's the illegitimate son of Eamon, and Goldanna's actual brother. I created another F!Cousland for Ser Perth, a Warden. During the Blight she actually romances Alistair, but he runs off to be a drunk when she recruits Loghain. During the final battle against the Archdemon, amongst the many people tainted, was Ser Perth. Each tainted person submits to the Joining Ritual, and he survived. It's a slow-burn romance all to do with moving on, and loyalty.Habren Bryland (omg a female AU LI!) - BiA bit of a vapid cow and the punching bag of the FF community as "the stuck up noble. F!Cousland is nothing like her!" I decided one day to write something nice about her. Thus, came the romance of Habren and F!Amell. She joins the Warden in fighting the Blight after they save her as a band of darkspawn tunnel up from below South Reach. And it progresses from there.The romance is very much about learning about how the other half lives, and overcoming those odds - spurning tradition and fighting stereotypes. Jowan - HetRecruited via right of conscription after the sacred ashes quest. I totally ship F!Tabris and Jowan. The romance is largely about being hated for completely different things, and finding some odd kinship in that, which becomes a romance. Sargeant Kylon - GayThe Captain of the Denerim Guard. Need I say more?I pair him with M!Tabris - the romance is about pushing boundaries, acceptance, and change. Sigrun - BiWho doesn't love our plucky 'dead' dwarf? I certainly do. I ship her with either F!Aeducan, F!Amell, or M!Amell. The romance is a lot of healing/loving, mired in duty. Nathaniel Howe - Bi.Duh. Dat broody archer butt.Everyone. Everyone is shipped with Nathaniel. Except - Couslands. I don't like the pairing. It feels forced.

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Who doesn't feed the prisoner at Ostagar? Monsters. That's who.

You grin with excitement, finally nearing the end of your playthrough of Dragon Age 8.

You pause, confused and panicked when you realize the ending is horrible, your character and their love interest perish against the might of the enemy forces.

“But why!” You cry, as you quickly go back, reloading your saves and trying to figure out where you went wrong.

You shout in frustration as you search online, someone must have gotten the perfect ending, but what was missing?!

And than you read.

“In order to get the perfect ending for Dragon Age: 8 and have all your companions & yourself live, you must have given the prisoner at Ostagar in Dragon Age: Origins the guards meal.”

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We have always existed, gay and trans both! The erasure is real my friends, don't let anyone tell you that it's a millennial thing to be gay and/or trans. *grumbles at bigoted archeologists and anthropologists*

Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS

Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.

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Inquisition babies! Adopted or conceived between the LI and Quizzy. Tell me what Mummy!Josephine is like, or what happens when Solas finds out he's a father!

Ooh, Parent!LIs (warning: ovaries might explode and tears might fall. Mine almost did from writing it)Cassandra:- She finds out she's pregnant, and oh Maker...- She's never been great with children. Babies especially. Once they get to an age where they want to learn how to use a sword then they like her. No, she's not ready. Nuh uh. And at her age? Would she even survive the birth? See the child grow up?- She's panicking and worrying. How exactly does one actually rear a child? - She's going to have to tell Lavellan. How will he react? He's not long lost his arm and finding a suitable prosthetic has been challenging to say the least.- They haven't spoken about it before, and given that Cassandra never even had a late menses before, well, she figured herself to be barren. And that was fine. - She tells her elven boyfriend, who kisses her, and tries to assuage her fears.- They try to find books on raising children, someone mentioned that dogs are a good test, but he's allergic to them so that isn't going to work. - This pregnancy seems to be fine though. She's not even nauseous.- That first kick really made it real.- Lavellan jokes that the baby will be just like their mother. To which *disgusted noise* "One can hope not. I was a terror."- She goes into labour and freaks out. Lavellan holds her hand the entire time, all two days of it. He refused to go to sleep or leave her side longer than to relieve himself or grab food for them both.- Finally, with a shock of black hair, bright red face, and little angry fists, their daughter is born. - Cassandra is so tired, so drained that she doesn't have space for fear. - She holds her, and latches her onto a nipple. - Lavellan has a cuddle with his new daughter, telling Cassandra to rest, and she marvels at the two of them as she drifts off.Dorian:- Trevelyan had mentioned he came from a large family. Fourteen siblings, of which he was the second youngest. Dorian could hardly imagine what they was like.- When Trevelyan's younger sister got pregnant, and her lover vanished, the duo took her in, in Tevinter. - When she died in childbirth. It broke Trevelyan. Dorian had never seen him cry so hard. He'd seen him cry, but never so much. - Then the baby started to cry. It was sticky, covered in Maker-knows-what. Dorian scooped her up, getting that gunk all over his robes. He pulled a face at it. Bleugh. - Dorian barked for servants (not slaves) to fetch towels, milk, and to lay out the departed. - He whisked Trevelyan away from the bloody scene, and they sat in their rooms, Dorian trying to shush this squalling thing while comforting the love of his life. - Trevelyan wordlessly swaddled the girl when the servants brought towels and sheets, and started to feed her without daring to look at her.- He didn't know what to say. Could they even keep this child, they'd need a wet nurse, a governess, what else did children need? How old was he when he'd got a tutor?- On the other hand, could they not keep her? Would Trevelyan want to part with the last part of his sister? They'd have to contact his older siblings to see if any might take the baby, but they'd turned away a pregnant woman...- "She wanted to call you Dorian. She was certain you'd be a boy." Trevelyan whispered to the little bundle feeding greedily away. - His heart burst. He knew she'd been grateful for their hospitality in looking after her. Would she have mentioned it after the birth? He guessed they'd never know.- "What did she want for a girl?" He asked, coming round to cradle his husband from behind. Maker she looked nothing like the lover that vanished, Trevelyan blue eyes, Trevelyan red hair... - "She was so positive it was a boy." He'd answered. - They named her Aoife, meaning life, and raised her as well as if she were their own.Solas:- Lavellan and he, despite breaking up, spent one last night together, when tensions were running high, just before the end, where he left.- At first she figured to be stressed, and that was why her menses was late.- After the second month with no show, she got worried. - The third month confirmed it, with a minute bump forming that might not be explained by overeating. - Lavellan called a meeting between the Inquisition Advisors and told them that she was sure that she was, well, pregnant.- Josephine was worried on the political ramifications of the High Inquisitor pregnant outside of wedlock. Leliana, of who might use pregnancy or a baby to create a weakness where there was none before. Cullen, asked if, as they were already hunting for Solas, if they should tell those scouting for him so they might inform their former friend.- Lavellan declines, and five months later, a little early, gives birth to a son.- Badass single mage mummy. Lowkey thought that trying to reach out through the Fade and at least rumour, might have reached Solas. Informed him of his son. She dreams of being watched by hundreds of eyes, but they say nothing.- Finally, during Trespasser, she manages to find him, having figured out during Trespasser that Solas was the Dread Wolf before actually meeting with him again.- It's the first thing he asks her, when he catches sight of her. Of course rumours reached him of the child of the Inquisitor. - "What do you mean by it? Did I move quickly on from loving The Dread Wolf?" She bit at him. So he knew.- "So you know about that." He frowns. "I shall also take it that..."- "Yes."- Their meeting is brief, but in her dreams from then on, Lavellan dreams of her son, and the hundreds of eyes watch on, never coming close, though she can feel how much they wish it.Blackwall:- Trevelyan tells him almost the moment she realises she's late. - He literally doesn't believe her until the bump starts growing. How does someone like him deserve to be a Dad?- And he's over the moon, he rubs her back, her feet, he's always kissing her belly and *attempting* to sing to it. He makes a wooden arm with a built in cushion so Trevelyan can hold the baby and still use her working arm. - She loves the prosthetic more than the crib, but she loves that too. - When their son finally does arrive, he's so protective. To a point of being overprotective. - He's the best man he can be as a role model to their son. Sera:- Addar was always lowkey broody. Having been brought up as an only child, she dreamed of a big family.- Falling in love with Sera put a damper on having one though. Not that she'd ever complain about it.- Until one day, Sera turns up at the door with a swaddled baby.- "How did you get that? You didn't steal it Did you?"- "No! It's ours." - "Oh, well I never noticed your bump. Didn't realise two ladies..."- "Don't be cute. There was a meeting with another Jenny." Turns out the Jenny'd gotten pregnant and didn't want the baby, was going to leave it at the Chantry.- Addar and Sera both pull a face. "I thought we'd be able to look after her until we could find a place. Better than being a Chantry Orphan." Sera declares.- "We could..." Addar trails off, taking the little girl into her one arm. Instantly she wakes up, and sticks a fat arm out, grabbing a horn. "I don't want to let her go."- And that's the story how they accidentally had a baby. - Sera wasn't even slightly maternal before seeing Addar hold the baby. She feigned annoyance at suddenly becoming a Mum. But secretly she admits that it's exactly what she wanted.The Iron Bull:- When Cadash falls pregnant. Sweet Ancestors, they got worried. A Qunari and a dwarf. Shit. - She gets HUGE when pregnant.- Too big. After three days of labour she doesn't have the strength to push this enormous baby out, doesn't have anything left. - It's all hands on deck to perform a "vaguely medieval" cesarean with three healer mages, the midwife, and a physician all in the room. Bull can barely watch. - Stitched up, and somehow alive after it all, they're both besotted with their grey skinned little bundle. - She grows up with a wicked sense of humour because of her parents, just shorter than a human, with one horn which she grinds off as a teen when she accidentally breaks it (it's not as strong as a fully Qunari horn).- Bull cracks Dad jokes all the time. If there's an opportunity, he takes it. And he likes to embarrass her in front of her friends.Cullen (AU, Cadash×Cullen is my OTP. Sue me):- They weren't long married, visiting his siblings in Honnleath - when she falls pregnant. - Well, that's a nice surprise. - Cullen is anxious because a) He figured his long-time usage of lyrium might have rendered him sterile. You hardly hear of Templars having children, if they do, it's as younger men or women. And b) Half-human, half-dwarf. - Cadash hardly shows. It freaks them both out. She's smaller than even normal dwarf pregnancies go. - So it's an even bigger shock when after pushing a normal sized little boy into the world, and thinking only the placenta needed delivering, that a second baby arrives. A bit smaller but still a healthy size, a little girl. - Ah but he loves being a Daddy. He dotes on them both. He makes a promise to protect them from anything.- Cullen can't believe his luck, and he's totally a fun Dad.- He's lowkey happy when they both want to follow their mothers footsteps into Archery rather than going near Templar disciplines.- They both grow taller than their mother, both slightly shorter than the average elf. Josephine:- She had to take Addar home to meet all the family eventually, not that Yvette kept their relationship a secret.- They're shocked to meet the one armed Qunari. But they realise just how much they live each other.- While they're in Antiva, Josephine discovers she's pregnant. And they have a very quick wedding. - Super quick. Nobody other than Josephine and Addar know and they're not waiting because Qunari babies get big, fast. - Eventually, she gives birth to a son. Skinny, tall, two short horns that curve into curly hair. He has her eyes. And Josephine is his sworn ally against anyone who thinks he's wrong for existing.- Their family grows very large, their first son, two daughters, and a twin of each. After that, they're super cautious not to forget herbal supplements to prevent more pregnancies. And the Addar-Montilyet family are a rowdy little bunch of hooligans that Josephine loves, even if they exhaust her. Thankfully their eldest is calmer.

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I just want to ask who your PCs are in Origins? Male and female

Thank you for asking!Gwenhwyfar Cousland, 2H warrior, Champion Spec. Romances Zevran.Prior to Origins she fought in the Tourney circuit and is officially knighted by the crown. She also plays the harpsichord, and can speak Antivan (which made her close with her sister-in-law). She survives the game, but Loghain, who she recruited, died to the Archdemon. Anora is the Queen who eventually remarries to Nathaniel Howe, who she doesn't recruit as a Warden. She takes on the role of Warden-Commander seriously, and has Alistair returned to the Wardens, persuading Zevran to hunt down the drunkard.[Fun fact, if not the PC, Gwen exists as having not been in Highever during Howe's betrayal. She is the main cause of the civil war in the North, and eventually becomes the Arlessa of Amaranthine - when the Hero/Orlesian Commander leaves and the crown finds the Wardens having been negligent with the Arling]Arthur Cousland, Archer Rogue, Ranger Spec. Romances Leliana (not Divine).Prior to Origins he was a bit of a scholar, and diplomat in that he already took on the duties of Teyrn instead of Fergus, who abdicated in favour of the younger brother.After Origins, having survived by performing the Dark Ritual himself (Alistair King, persuaded to keep Anora as Teyrna of Gwaren) he becomes the Teyrn of Highever properly. (The Orlesian WC does Awakenings) He married Leliana, even though their duties kept them apart, being the Left Hand to the Divine, then Inquisition Spymaster... until the Inquisition was disbanded. They settled down to married life in Highever after that. Because they never managed to have a living heir (one pregnancy, stillbirth)... Well, Fergus had since remarried and sired more children, which became his heirs to the Teyrnir.Wilhelmina Amell, Entrophy Mage - Healer Spec, no romance.Prior to Origins, she was a vocal member of the Lucrosian Fraternity.After Origins (having survived where Alistair died to the Archdemon), she became a successful Warden-Commander and Arlessa in Amaranthine. At the breakout of the Mage-Templar war, she disappeared to Soldiers Peak, creating a haven for mages and Templars alike, accidentally forming a village of sorts. Due to Avernus, she never heard the Calling, and like the ancient blood-mage, lived an incredibly long time - to the age of 379 to be exact. Salazar Amell, Primal/Lightning Mage - Blood Mage Spec, Romances Zevran.Prior to Origins, Salazar was the troubled apprentice of Irving. Plagued by demons and doubts.After Origins, having survived by persuading Alistair to do the Dark Ritual, he left Ferelden to go to Antiva with Zevran. They eventually wound up in Tevinter, where the fame of the Hero, and ancient Amell ties to the Imperium had him form his own House. In public, he acts the part of a Magister, given how most Tevene see his appointment as an Altus Magister as pandering. But in private, he and Zevran free slaves by buying as many as they can and paying the elves, giving them the option to go to Ferelden in a scheme cooked up with King Alistair. [Fun fact: if not the Warden, Salazar exists as a Tranquil with amazing abilities with lyrium]Fliora Surana, Ice Mage - Battlemage Spec, Romances Leliana (Divine)Prior to Origins, she was actually the court mage to King Maric, then Cailan. After Origins, (she persuaded Alistair to do dataDark Ritual) she becomes Arlessa of Amaranthine first, Warden-Commander second. Amaranthine, after the destruction of the city, sees a mass exodus of the human population. Seeing it as an opportunity, she forms an elven majority city, elves rebuilding the city and being put into positions of power.Uri Surana, Fire Mage - Force Mage Spec, Morrigan romance.Prior to Origins, he was an apostate, recently taken to the Circle six months before Origins events. After Origins, having declined the Dark Ritual, Alistair taking the final blow against the Archdemon, he goes to Amaranthine to focus on the Wardens. When news arrives of Morrigan being sighted, with a small child, he follows after her. They become a small family in the Orlesian Court and Uri acts as Warden Advisor/liasion to Celene. With the Inquisition, he reforms the Orlesian and Fereldan Wardens, breaking away from the northern Thedas branches of the Order.[Fun fact: If not the PC, Uri exists as being taken to Kirkwall, where he eventually protects mages from Orsino at the end of DA2, and works with Hawke to hide the remaining circle mages after the final battle]Lindrah Tabris, Sword/Shield Warrior, Spirit Warrior Spec. Romanced AlistairPrior to Origins, Lindrah was a blacksmithing apprentice.Lindrah died in the final blow against the Archdemon. Alistair was not King. He eventually died in the Fade during Inquisition.[Fun fact: if not PC, she exists as a rebel during Origins, forming an elven resistance against the slavers. She is taken to Tevinter as a slave, and is bought by Danarius. At the Magister's death in DA2, she's taken in by Hawke]Raighne Tabris, Dual Dagger Rogue, Duelist Spec, no romance.Prior to Origins, he was a minor thief and tailor.After Origins, surviving the Archdemon by performing the Dark Ritual, he declined being made Warden-Commander. Instead he traveled to Tevinter to free the elves taken there during Origins, working tirelessly to free them. Calathea Mahariel, Archer Rogue, Bard Spec, romances ZevranPrior to Origins, she was apprentice Hahren, she played several instruments and memorised the elven tales. After Origins, surviving by persuading Alistair to do the Dark Ritual, she skipped Ferelden and went to the Free Marches to rejoin her clan. After Marethari's death, she becomes the first non-mage Keeper. Oliphant Mahariel, (AU) Support Magic Mage, Keeper Spec, no romancePrior to Origins, he was the clan Second.After Origins, surviving the final battle with Loghain's sacrifice, he returned to his clan and was incredibly pissed off about Merrill skipping off and consorting with demons. When Marethari dies, he takes the clan far away from Sundermount, and becomes the Keeper. [Fun fact: He exists, untainted, if not the PC. He refused to go in the cave, and when Tamlen returned tainted, had to watch as his best friend died. He becomes incredibly cautious and paranoid as a result]Diatha Aeducan, Sword/Shield Warrior, Reaver Spec, romanced Leliana (Divine)Prior to Origins, she was heavily invested in being the Commander of the dwarven armies. Diatha does not survive the final battle. Loghain was recruited, Alistair King.Thalin Aeducan, Crossbow Rogue, Shadow Spec, no romancePrior to Origins, he had two wives, four children, and was a fine Commander of the dwarven armies.After Origins, surviving via doing the Dark Ritual himself, he returns to Orzammar to serve as Paragon and Commander under King Harrowmont. He reunited with his wives and children. Upon Harrowmont's death, he is all but unanimously crowned King. [Fun fact, if not PC, when exiled, he reaches the surface untainted. He escapes the Blight in Ferelden and goes to Kirkwall. Upon hearing of Bhelen being made King, and the execution of his wives and children, he goes into the deep roads on what was considered a doomed expedition to Darmallon. Finding the lost, rich thaig, and liberating it, he returns to Orzammar where he is greeted as a Paragon and made King of the distant thaig as another dwarven Kingdom, it never is enough to forgive Bhelen and eventually the Kingdoms stop contact with each other]Ignis Brosca, 2H Warrior, Berserker Spec, Morrigan RomancePrior to Origins, he was a Carta Enforcer, elite amongst the Carta.After Origins, having done the Dark Ritual, he leaves Alistair to lead the Wardens in Amaranthine, following after Morrigan and his son. Unali Brosca, Dual Dagger Rogue, Assassin Spec, Alistair romance.Prior to Origins, the tiny woman (a dwarf amongst dwarves), was an assassin for the Carta. She killed her first man aged 7.After Origins, persuading Alistair to do the Dark Ritual, the Warden lovebirds took on the responsibilities of Amaranthine together.[Fun fact, if not the PC, Unali becomes King Bhelen's personal assassin, and eventually marries Oghren's brother. Like her sister, she's fashioned into a noble wife]You'll notice that Fun Fact characters exist regardless of being Wardens or not.

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okay but nonbinary Hawke

Someone: Are you a boy or a girl? Hawke: I’m a champion. Someone: Yes, but what are you? Hawke:…human? Someone: No. I mean, what’s in your pants!? Hawke: Right now? Isabela. Isabela: -walks in wearing nothing but Hawke’s pants- Hawke: Hey babe!

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MysMe prompt RFA + V & Saeran. The wedding of MC and random LI, meeting MCs friend who is super cute. (So RFA+V&Saeran meeting an OC at a wedding) Love you!

I love you too.Okay.

Yoosung- it’s MCs younger sister.- she’s a little comic book nerd- glasses- MC pulled the same prank Seven did re: chocolate milk on Yoosung, but on her.- He and she spend the night gossiping about the pranks MC pulled on her and Seven has pulled on him. - She mentions how MC told her that Yoosung plays LOLOL too. - So she created an account.- OMG that’s you who’s the loot thief!- They swap numbers at the end of the night.- Over the next month they troll each other through LOLOL, stealing each others kills.- They go for coffee and a movie and it progresses from there.

Jaehee- MCs best friend from college.- She was bridesmaid with MCs sister.- They’re sitting at the bar, ordering wine.- “I hate my boss. I do three times the work of everyone else and get nothing to show for it.”- They bond over it.- “So what do you do?”- She’s a sous chef at Fancy Cake shop. - OMG, I love the pistachio eclairs there.- “I wake up at 5am every day to make those, at least someone appreciates them.”- Jaehee pops into Fancy Cake every time she can to order coffee and these pistachio eclairs. - She catches her one time and they swap numbers after reminiscing about the wedding.- Jaehee tells her one day “I want to quit my job, open up a coffee shop.”- She says that should Jaehee do it, she’d gladly leave her job and make cakes for her.- A few months later, she texts Jaehee. - “Were you just daydreaming about that coffee shop?”- “No. Why?”- “My uncle died. Don’t be sad, he wasn’t that great. But he did leave me some money. Lets do it!”- They open a coffee shop together, little almond croissants, pistachio eclairs, blueberry muffins. - Jaehee is so excited, it’s hard work.- One night, cleaning up, she says “I think this is the best wedding I ever went to.”- Jaehee laughs, knowing exactly how good it was that they met. “How would you make it better?”- “I’d tell this cute girl I met there how I feel.”

Zen- He popped outside for a cigarette, it was very noisy and they were playing a trashy song that was all lovey-dovey. It made him angsty over not having someone to love!- Oh, hey, you were the singer from the reception right?- She blushes. “I’m not supposed to be smoking. Bad for the voice.”- You were better than this crap that’s on now.- She blushed again! Zen laughs softly.- “I need to get going. Do you have any gum? My bf will be pissed if he notices the smoke smell.”- “Just my luck. Fresh out. I’ll walk with you to the local shop to pick some up.” SAD ZEN!- They exchange numbers, Zen mentions that an understudy role in this play he’s doing keeps on dropping out. And she’s good at singing, audition for it!- They keep in contact, she gets the part but isn’t needed because the actress isn’t sick or injured. - “Zen… Can I come over?”- He’s all concerned, they meet at Fancy Cake and “My bf split with me. He found my cigarette stash. I should just quit and apologise to him.”- “Well he doesn’t really love you for you if that’s why he split.” Zen is lowkey cheering in his head.- Oh, did I tell you? I got the part in This Romantic Play!- Fast forward and Zen gets a late audition for this low-budget play, obviously landing the part of Male Love Interest.- They’re at rehearsals and “I thought you got the part?” - “I did. I got the part as Best Friend of Male Love Interest!”- After rehearsals he’s like “I got the part because I thought you’d be opposite me… Because you’re a great singer ofc!”- She kisses his cheek. “That’s very sweet of you.”

Seven - he’s canonically bi! :P- He’s MCs roommate from before RFA days.- While MC was locked in Rikas apartment and hadn’t text him (or come home) for three days he’s panicking.- So he was furiously trying to find her by using a remote tracking app that they both had on their phones. (HC - they’re worried about each other after MC once got mugged on the subway)- Ofc Seven intercepted that and told him not to worry. She’s fine.- They’d been spamming each other with memes ever since.- But this is the first time they’ve actually met.- He’s so tall, and is that a beard? Seven never imagined him with a beard. Let alone one that’s dyed green (it matches his hair though).- They chat pretty much all night long, nobody understands the constant memes.- They start drinking at one point. And Seven lowkey admits to his depression.- He wraps his arms around Seven and pulls up his sleeve, revealing a long row of silvery scars. Seven traces them.- That kind of tickles Seven.- Neither of them thought that depression could bring people together.- Rather than worrying about MC from then on (She did just get married), he worries about Seven.- Seven is round MCs old apartment, being cooked for and they joke about how he looks after Seven like a husband.- He jokes back that he’s not his husband yet.- Seven loves that. Yet.

Jumin- MC tasked Jumin with making sure her cousin doesn’t mess things up.- He’s expecting this demanding little brat.- But she’s not. She’s just very exact in what she likes. How is it a crime to like having your food cooked properly?- Or to spend a bit of time on the phone? (She was making sure her PA didn’t mess up in her absence)- MC never said her cousin owned the family business.- He assumed she worked for them. And it was MCs dad or grandfather, or uncle who owned it. (Which he realised is pretty sexist but it was only a thought, he didn’t say it out loud)- He finds her positively delightful, if he’s honest.- MC! Why didn’t you invite her to the RFA party?- “Oh MC thinks I’m too highly strung. I’d love to come to the next one!”- MC is really glad they get on so well. She gets annoyed at her cousin for the same reasons she gets annoyed at Jumin - for treating employees like crap and being little trust fund kids.- At the end of the night, she has to get to the airport, fly back home.- Of course Driver Kim can drive her and he’d be remiss not to accompany her.- That’s MC’s family name on the plane. How did he not know about this?- “She’s too embarrassed to use the family money. But if you’re earning it, why not use it?”- They keep in contact, Jumin does really well making business ties with her, he’s lowkey annoyed MC didn’t introduce her sooner or invite her to the party.- She has a dog! No! On her social media there’s this Chihuahua in her handbag!- When she flies in for a business meeting with him and his father, her Chihuahua and Elizabeth III get put in the same room! He’s super angry, how dare they. He’s going to find out who botched this up!- She’s angry too! If that cat has scratched her precious!- But they’re cuddled up together on a chair together. They laugh and go out for coffee. Jumin is relieved and admits that he thinks she’s very cute, and was worried about her dog.- She admits the same and her worry about Elizabeth III. She’s not generally a cat person but Elizabeth III is sweet.

And I tried writing V and Saeran but they weren’t too great. Sorry!

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DA college!AU? I don't mind which game or if you do a mix.

College AU! (I’m in the UK so college is 16+, I’ll be doing it as university)If anyone else wants me to do prompts in this universe, just ask away! (I already had this AU bumping around in my head)

Alistair - In the Rubgy Team, is studying Physics (he has a fondness for mystical items in game). Plays chess and D&D.

Morrigan - Studying History, loves coffee, has a tattoo of a spider over her entire back.

Leliana - Studies Politics, has a walk-in wardrobe with fifty pairs of shoes, volunteers at the local church.

Zevran - Literature student (all his essays are to do with power dynamics and sex in literature), goes to the gym for two reasons, to look good, and to look at everyone else. Has a fair few piercings beyond his ears.

Sten - Mature student, at culinary school learning to be a pastry chef. Already finished university before with a History of Art bachelors but wanted to do something that has a job he’s good at at the end of it.

Wynne - Teaches Biology and Chemistry both. Alistair became her favourite student when he brought her tea in to apologise after he accidentally walled into her class. Prefers wine though.

Oghren - Constantly drunk Literature professor. Somehow all his students pass admirably, fellow faculty have no idea how. (Think Frank from Educating Rita)

Merrill - Studies both Chemistry and Biology, she’s wicked smart. Somehow fits working at the gym in the coffee shop into her schedule. Is never organised but constantly gets amazing grades. Always walking into the wrong class (the campus is huge though).

Isabela - Studies Fashion Design, constantly makes hats. Goes to the gym mainly to look at everyone else while sitting on the exercise bike and chatting, and they have the sweetest barista in their coffee shop.

Aveline - On the debate team, womens Rugby team, womens Hockey team, student government, and studies Law. Takes everything seriously. (And develops a crush on fellow student government Donnic)

Anders - Chemistry student, activist, wears black tees with political statements on them. Helps out in the local children’s hospital and the local cat shelter. Drinks tea. Has 5 cats of his own.

Varric - pushed to take Business Studies by his family but changed after one year, studied Literature after that, went on to start the on-campus gym. Is always seen with faculty or in the gym coffee shop.

Fenris - heavily tattooed student of Theatre and Drama, paints a lot in his spare time. Only drinks a certain blend of coffee and vehemently thinks tea sucks.

Sebastian - volunteers at the local church and was considered for the Olympic archery team. Studies Religion and plans to go to theological college and get ordained.

Josephine - Studies Law, loves watching any and all theatre, visits museums, art galleries, and has connections with the culinary school to judge baking competitions.

Cullen - Works at the gym as a personal trainer, studies History, plays chess with Alistair.

Dorian - Total nerd, “professional student”, finished university three times already in Physics, Maths, and Biology, currently studying Chemistry. Assistant librarian, hosts D&D night at the library every Thursday (is always the GM)

The Iron Bull - Faculty member, counselor for troubled students. Tends to take sessions outside.

Solas - Teaches Physics, gets annoyed when students try to correct him, trying to get multiple theories published to no avail.

Cassandra - Literature student, coffee fiend, works out purely for fitness, secretly performs slam poetry.

Blackwall - Mature student, studies Politics but lowkey can’t stand it. Changed his name to avoid old acquaintances from a gang he was in in his youth. Really interested in the Engineering degree on offer at the uni.

Sera - Took Fashion Design as a joke degree to make models look stupid, plus she’s actually good at it (and simultaneously finds it hilarious and annoying that they take her seriously). Hides penises, butts, vaginas, and boobs in all her designs. Got in trouble with the student government for egging the dorm room of a bully.

Cole - Faculty, counselor. Has prevented student suicide hugely, rarely gets thanked but doesn’t mind. Tends to the garden on campus, likes his tea sweet, and little frilly cakes. Adopted fifteen cats by accident once and had to rehome them.

Vivienne - Teaches Fashion Design, organises the student government. Drinks fancy teas.

Bonus:

“Secret Companion” (Loghain) - Mature student, returns to university to take Literature. Smokes, drinks enough coffee to pay Merrills wages.

Carver - on the Rugby team, somehow scraped into Maths and does well with his tutor helping him.

Bethany - studies Law, Elle Woods from Legally Blonde style (but less fluffy stuff but still a lot of pink).

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DA prompt. DA inquisition LIs with fem!Quiz (any race) long hair? (Super long hair, knee length) Please and thank you!

I like this! Ok! Looooong hair!The Iron Bull- He really likes Trevelyans long hair. - It's so strong that he used it to tie her wrists together.-And that was hot af. - She braided it and he used it to whip her too. It didn't work so well, so they went back to a crop.- The Iron Bull loves long hair. Almost as much as he loves red hair.Solas- Lavellan puts it up in a tight braided bun, so first time she took it down in front of him he was shocked how much hair there actually was. - She was all "I twirl a staff around. I'm not cutting it."- But he thinks it makes her so beautiful. - He likes the way it looks after she brushes it (only after washing then it goes up in a braid). - She goofed once and held it over his scalp to see what he'd look like with hair. - Solas doesn't suit blonde.Josephine- Trevelyan has wonderful brown hair, and she loves putting it up in elaborate twists and braids. Josephine thinks she looks gorgeous.- Josephine only saw the front of the dress she wore to the Winter Ball. - Trevelyan had her hair down when she showed her.- At the Winter Ball her hair was up... And the dress was bare all down her back.- Josephine pulled out a single pin later and watches it tumble down.- She lowkey loves watching it fall from the intricate hairstyle. - When they *finally* marry, Trevelyan wears it filled with hundreds of flowers, and Josephine frets that they'll never all come out. They'll both be old ladies and "oops, that's another one from our wedding day!"Blackwall- Lavellan has super curly hair, so it only looks like it reaches her shoulder blades. - But when she washes it, it straightens out and reaches just past her bum. - He feigns shock that she's a completely different person with it staight. - She has it ironed flat for the Winter Palace, but as they dance it starts raining and curling back up. - When it's discovered that he's Thom Rainier, she brings up the curly/straight hair different people thing (in private) and they have a laugh about it. It breaks the tension.Cullen (OC romance, Cadash. I just like the Cadash/Cullen pairing. Sue me)- She's so short! But her hair is wavy, thick, AND reaches her knees. She puts it up into a bun that's nearly as big as her head.- She tames it into plaits when she goes out on missions. It's really cute.- But when they're "alone" (wink wink) she takes it down. - Oh Maker he loves it. He runs his fingers into it, and the smell of the soap she uses on it releases when it's taken down.- Maker, his fingers get tangled! Nooooo!- Cadash laughs and untangles him, and she kisses his nose. Sera- Addar is tall already. So the white plait that reaches her knees is easily as tall as Sera.- She even measures it, and Sera is actually a bit shorter. - Sera jokes that in a pinch it could be used to skip.- Or for lowering someone into a cave if they didn't have rope.- She doesn't like to admit how calming it is when she watches Addar plaiting it back up.- And when her wifey loses her arm she secretly enjoys doing the plait every morning.- Addar says maybe it'd be easier if they cut it (because Sera complains she's got to plait it).- Sera won't let her, she knows Addar loves having long hair. That was fun!

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(me) ok but what if  an AU where –

(friend) no

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Dragon Age romances react to their female lover being taller than them (so for Bull they'd be Qunari, Solas - elven. But basic human being taller than them for all others?) THANK YOU!

Ok, let’s do this! (Note: DA2 only as there isn't space to do all LIs across three games)Anders:- Hawke and her brother are very tall. He knew Fereldans could get tall. It makes them look very powerful. Maybe they’d be useful, and help him in exchange for the maps?- She’s a mage! Andraste, is there something more attractive than a woman that’s so obviously powerful? He feels weak in the knees about it, dammit.- Justice reminds him not to get infatuated with this woman, but no matter, Hawke wouldn’t be interested anyway.- But she flirts with him too, she’s kind and thinks about other mages, not just herself. Maker give him strength. This tall vision starts filling his waking and sleeping moments, but he reminds himself that she could not be his.- When her brother joins the Templars, he’s afraid either Hawke or he will end up in the circle.- But she doesn’t give up. He can’t deny how he feels, Hawke is a grown woman who can make her own decisions too, she knows what loving a fellow apostate would mean.- And there’s something… Powerful… When he pushes her against the pillar in the clinic, kisses this vision of power and beauty.- And the way they lie together, a tangle of limbs, her long arms hold him tightly and it makes him believe she’d never let go.

Isabela:- The first time she sees Hawke, she’s wearing a shirt that probably would cover up the midriff of a normal sized person. But Maker bless that shirt that shows a washboard set of abs. She’s impossibly tall. She high-key wants to climb Hawke. When the towering, willowy woman smirks and offers to help her retrieve the relic too…- Why does Hawke have to tease and flirt but give up nothing? It’s infuriating and actually kinda sexy. But Hawke needs climbing and she’ll buy hiking boots if needs be.- Every so often, if she’s admiring someone in The Hanged Man, she imagines Hawke in their clothes. Hawke fills them out better, skin gets exposed where the tall woman is simply too tall for the skirt, the blouse… Those boots would leave so much thigh exposed. Get bank from the stinking deep roads!- Oh no… Bethany. At least she’s a Warden and not dead. But dammit. Isabela isn’t heartless enough to take advantage of Hawke. She wants it to be fun, not just sex to get rid of frustrations. (Maker what did she just think? Stupid!)- Flirting with Hawke does not help extinguish this spark that’s been kindling for nearly three years. Anyone else and she’d have bedded them and left, or just left.- Finally bedding Hawke really doesn’t help. It should have been fun. It really was. But maybe she left herself yearning for too long because when they lay there together and Hawke pulled her closer, nuzzled at her neck. She didn’t want to leave. - It hurt to go. It hurt to see Hawke nod as if she knew it was going to happen. - What could she say when Leandra died? Explain that a tumble might make it better and make it worse but it’d be great? It eats away at her.- Getting the relic back should have been enough. But fucking Andraste, that look of betrayal on Hawke’s face was the worst. The note kept eating at her. A note? Who does that? - Shitballs, she’s grown a conscience, or loves Hawke, or both… Either way. She’s got to go back. Hopefully Kirkwall isn’t in ashes, and Hawke isn’t too hurt. - It takes time. But Hawke is stuck with her, or Isabela is stuck with Hawke. They’re equally stuck, and it might be love, it probably is. Admitting it should have felt like she was losing her freedom. It doesn’t. And it’s wonderful. - She had to borrow one of Hawke’s tunics, hers… Ripped. It was the right length. And red and black really suited her. There’s a lot to be said about having a girlfriend you can climb and steal clothes from.

Fenris: - The Hawke warrior is very tall, she towers over her own brother. Her brother is not short either. Fenris thinks that hopefully, these people will not be intimidated by Danarius, they barely looked shocked when he ripped the heart from a man with his bare hand. - How did he not notice she’s a mage? And damn her for thinking a grin and sarcastic flirting might make him less angry at being duped? He owes her for her help and offers his sword should she need it.- She earns his trust slowly but surely. And somehow her flirting and cheekiness makes her magic less worrisome. He comes to enjoy seeing her tall silhouette in the doorway asking him to help on a “quest” as she dramatically puts it. - Why he’s followed her to the deep roads, Maker only knows. She said “I need someone who makes Carver look like a ray of sunshine. And you’re all doom, gloom, and you fight well. You have to come, and the loot gets split evenly too.” it made him chuckle. - Carver’s death affected her more than she admits. They drink together in his squat of a mansion and the drinking becomes “I could have brought Anders with me. He might have saved him! But Carver couldn’t stand Anders!” he tries to quip that not many people like the abomination, and it makes her laugh.- Hawke was rubbing off on him. While she kept a gloomy drink with him on occasion, the natural jester that made her who she was won out. And it brought out the jester in him. It was a part of himself that did not surface too often but he found that Hawke made it easy.- They were drinking with Isabela. Wicked Grace. Clothes were bet and that’s how it started. It ended with barely clad bodies in a heap on the floor of Varric’s suite in The Hanged Man. Isabela was the most naked, and Fenris was glad that the abomination was the least. He blushed as he looked at the long figure of his friend, cheeks pink from drinking. He wanted to kiss her in her vulnerability? He left, slamming the door to a chorus of hungover groans. - When Hadriana was dead, perhaps he was just too happy. Or, something. It… Started blurry. And he remembered Hawke slide down the wall where he pushed her into it. And suddenly her lips were the right height to kiss. It ended where he found himself laid across her, he looked up the bed to see her sleeping face. Quickly he’d tried to dress. There was a red satin tie on his wrist and there wasn’t time to undo the knots. He tried to remember everything that happened, memories jumbled together and faces weren’t right. And her tall figure standing there naked was no longer hers, but another tall figure that made him gag.- She woke up. Maybe she thought more of what happened between them. Either way, he couldn’t explain enough and he saw that on her face as he left. He made himself not look back. - He had to watch her cope with the death of her mother without him. They tried to go back to where they were before, but there was hurt in her eyes and guilt in his. So they stayed apart as much as they could. - They became friends again, and spoke of nothing. It was only their friends who brought it up, and only a few times. Every time it was as if he walked out again, but each time they returned to their normalcy of friendship quicker.- Three years, like time had frozen when they were still friends. And passed without warning. Danarius was dead, and she’d prevented him from killing his snake of a sister. He’d understood it. Saw her holding a knife under Carver’s throat, six years ago now, and understood that she couldn’t watch him do something so similar. - They spoke about that time, after Carver died, and about Varania. And he noticed, he was free. They spoke openly about the night they shared themselves with each other. - There wasn’t a shadow of a doubt. He would follow her anywhere, and he did love her, his best friend, he could admit it now. Hawke did too. Perhaps that was enough, and the past, who they were didn’t matter.- He’d worn that satin tie on his wrist out of a twisted guilt. He showed it to her, hidden under his gauntlet. She laughed and took it off, tying it like a ragged necklace on herself.- He used it to pull her face down to his height whenever they kissed. When it finally broke, she bought a new one, for new beginnings.

Merrill: - Creators! Merrill had prepared herself in thinking that humans would be tall, but the Hawke sisters were like beansprouts. Well, Hawke was (she hated her first name and she tried to be polite), Bethany was less tall, only a few inches taller than most human men. But Hawke, she was surely as tall as the qunari (and when she met them Merrill wondered if perhaps there was a little Qunari blood in the warrior)- She pursed her lips when she’d revealed herself to be a blood mage. But she said nothing cruel. - Arriving in Kirkwall, the warrior promised to look out for the elf, and visit.- Merrill had barely finished cleaning her little house up, and sorted out her things, when Hawke visited. She brought fruit, bread, cheese, and a glass bottle filled with sweet syrupy wine. She blushed when she could offer nothing more than water in a hopefully, clean cup. Hawke laughed and told her that the company was enough. If anything, she blushed harder at that.- Hawke did look peculiar on her small chair. She needn’t be so kind, and polite… It was endearing seeing the giant of a human out of armour and so sweet. - The Hawke family was all sweet. They went partway up Sundermount when Merrill felt homesick, picnicked, and Hawke threaded flowers in both their hair.- Merrill idly noticed that she cherished the feeling of warm fingers in her hair, and the way she looked at her as she thread them in. - When Hawke lost Bethany in the deep roads, the warrior barely smiled, she would have done anything to bring the smile back, and gradually, it did through a lot of hard work.- After all of that, three years had passed, they were friends. Admitting to the tall warrior that she wished for more took every ounce of bravery, that was rewarded with love in turn. - Her favorite moments was the two of them together, reading in a nook. Hawke surrounded her, holding her book above her head while Merrill rested into her reading her own.

Kinda turned into LI×Tall!Hawke but I liked that!

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Angst 😍😍

Can you do an angst you one? MC is severely injured or dying after protecting RFA and unknown from some accident please?

First of all I truly couldn’t think of any for Seven or Jaehee I’m so sorry

Ok Yoosung’s is more of a joke BUT I’m throwing it in anyways to lighten the mood + I thought of it with my friends so shoutout to Cass and Kirr i love u

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Zen:

you felt weary about the overhead light teetering since you walked on set, but everyone thought nothing of it

luckily, you happened to be looking at it when it broke off it’s tether and came plummeting down with Zen reciting lines underneath it

you ran and shoved him out of the way just in time

you’re glad he’s the last thing you saw as the light fixture connected with your skull at full speed

he sank to his knees and pushed the broken light away from your head, yelling at the top of his lungs for someone to call an ambulance

he squeezed your hands and tried saying words of comfort, but he knew you were already gone

he held his head in his hands as the paramedics tried to resuscitate you

and collapsed when they failed

Jumin

to celebrate being together for a year, he took you to pick cherries at his favorite cherry farm

all was going well, until you heard a loud crack from above

you acted fast and shoved Jumin out of the way just before a collection of tree branches fell on top of you

he yelled your name and began digging you out from the pile of branches

he didn’t think it would be serious until he saw that a long, thick branch had impaled you

he got out his phone and called 911 with trembling hands

he held your hand the whole time

even when you screamed in pain as paramedics flipped you on your back

even when your body went limp in the ambulance

he held your hand

Yoosung:

the two of you were on a cheesy carnival date again

you had just gotten ice cream when you noticed a bee flying nearby

you were about to say something because shit Yoosung’s allergic to bees

but it swirled around his rapidly moving hand (he talks with his hands a lot)

and you just acted

you smacked the bee away from Yoosung and stood bravely as it stung you in the arm a few seconds later

oh no he called 911

“Yoosung, it hurts, but I’m not allergic or anything…”

he’s absolutely convinced you’re going to die and sobs while hugging you

“Who am I going to eat ice cream with??”

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Could you write how the RFAs would react to MC moving in with them? How it comes up? How life is for the first few weeks or something haha :') Do they just buy a house?

a/n i’m going to do the first few days week/s with the RFA because hOLY FUCK? they’d ALL stay where they currently are at first but i think they’ all move somewhere bigger when they got married or had kids?? they’re still just bf/gf so no mortgages for now ;u;

Yoosung

i think he’d suggest moving in but very indirectly 

“ i wouldn’t be late to classes if you woke me up directly you know..”

“yeah maybe idk”

“YEAH OKAY COME OVER”

“… I mean only if you want you I’m not forcing you” (he’s whispering by the end of it)

so it’d be very quick and very short notice and when did this happen i’m literally moving into a 4 year old’s house isn’t this illEGAL??

so you’d bring in the last box and and you’’d shut the door and just stand there like

“this is home now I guess?”

then it’d hit both of you that like you live together now and all of a sudden he’s shy and just kinda scratching the back of his neck

“so..”

“yeah..”

“want to play LOLOL?” guys .. what did you even expect

the first few weeks would consist of snuggling and playing games and onesies - it’s like the first few hours of a sleepover when everyone’s reaALLY hyper

there’d be unpacked boxes everywhere for weEKS (lazy mfs)

also the first few weeks would be living off ramen and sweets and getting 0 sleep (take this however you want)

you don’t even argue over chores because who gives a fuck they can just chill there

when theres a bug in the attic you’re both screaming aren’t you supposed TO BE A WARRIOR YOOSUNG

BUT I FIGHT DEMONS NOT WASPS

- WAIT hand me the frying pan we will outflank the enemy and i will protect you princess

the wasp comes closer and you both never return to the attic ever again

for now you probably both sleep on a pikachu bean bag or something because his single bed doesn’t fit to both of you and he feels guilty sleeping on the bed

the good guy who always puts the toilet seat down after he uses the toilet after the one time you flipped out on him

moving in with Yoosung means he doesn’t get as flustered anymore around you

you see him shouting and laughing a lot more and less blushing and wow 

you didn’t think you could fall in love with him any more until you saw him curled up on the couch with his bear onesie 

fuck he’s the cute one in this relationship isn’t he (yep)

so obviously you curl up next to him 

Zen

this cliche motherfucker i hatE HIM

he finds a clever/sneaky way to tell you to move in with you

makes you leave all your shit at his house over time and one day he just hands you a key??

“well you’re practically here all the time and you can’t get enough of me so”

“LISTEN HERE BI- wait nvm that’d be cool actually”

married couple life

refuses to let other people bring in the rest of your stuff in boxes (not much of it though) because he has to do it himself

also makes you wait outside so he can pick you up bridal style and carry you in

“I’VE LITERALLY BEEN HERE 100 TIMES BEFORE”

IT’S CALLED BEING ROMANTIC”

always leaves the toilet seat up fgs

on the second day you wake up to hear crashing and burning from the kitchen because he was trying to make pancakes for you

its then… that you’ll do the cooking from now on (thanks @god) but god damn it he’s always peering over your shoulder

“What’s that?”

“Pepper”

“..What’s that?”

“.. an egg.”

“yeah, i recognised them” (focus in school kids)

SCREAMING IN THE MORNING BECAUSE GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TOILET ZEN I’M GOING TO BE LATE

him using all your scented shampoos and you using his facial products you guys are the best duo

he helps you with chores though but he whines a lot (not in the first weeks though)

also picking out couple outfits for like the first few weeks and looking super coordinated (goals)

100000 SELFIES

him forcing you to wear his shirt literally all the time - i have my own closet thx

“Zen.. I can’t wear this shirt to class it literally goes down to my thighs NOT TO MENTION it has your face on it”

a lot of sex in the first week??- fucking beast mode slow tf down

takes loads of slips of you drooling while you’re sleeping 

you threaten to cut his ponytail and i’m p sure that’s the first fight you have living together

but its quickly resolved when the X Factor comes on and you’re sitting on the couch with him judging everyone

“she can’t even sing”

“I KNOW RIGHT”

Jaehee

who suggested this - how did it happen what the fuck

SHE definitely planned this out but couldn’t actually ask you so it was just like a matter of when will she manage to just come out wiTH IT GOD DAMN IT

she lets it slip out a few weeks later mid conversation

“well maybe if you lived with me then we wouldn’t be having this problem”

literally slaps her mouth

but you just shrug and respond with okay and i swear she melts and looks like a tomato

THE DAY BEFORE YOU COME OVER SHE CLEANS THE HOUSE LIKE 5 TIMES

SHE TAKES THE DAY OFF W O R K FOR IT (stress cleaning)

like as soon as everything as been moved in she’s the cutest person ever and always asks if you’re comfortable

“so.. want some dinner?”

but guess what

apart from finding out she’s an amazing fucking cook, you see Jaehee with ANIMAL pyjamas and her hair down (well fuck me)

a lot of blushing in the first week, it’s like re-starting a relationship with her

no toilet seat problems though??

BUT CAN I SAY JAEHEE AS A ROOMATE IN GENERAL IS AMAZING

everything is always tidy and guys you can share clothes and makeup and woW why didn’t we do this earlier

when she gets more comfortable you guys both have wine and bitch about people (jumin)

you all know how sarcastic she is so the sassy comments will be endless

“well don’t you look like a picture when you wake up”

“I liked it better when you were a blushing mess”

“well, too bad.”

STILL BLUSHES WHENEVER YOU COMPLIMENT HER THOUGH

whenever you do anything outside the house she turns innocent again

but as soon as you step into the house BAM she’s super sassy

motivates you to do work and teaches you how to make really cool pastries!!

invite the RFA (minus elly because she’ll kill Jumin if she sees c hairs in her house) to have cupcakes & coffee

saturday nights you guys sing to Zen’s musicals at the top of your lungs but she doesn’t realise you’re facetiming someone… Zen 

freezes

ur dead the next day 

Jumin

can we talk about the fact you’re already pretty much living with him halfway through his route

there was no invite its just you ended up there

“what do you mean you’re going home.. this IS your home?”

you look around and holy shit when did he move all my stuff here and how haven’t I noticed you sly motherfucker

did you not see in his route when he offered to redesign his house so it looks like your house

constantly reassuring him that the furniture is fine and that vase is worth more than my whole apartment shUT UP

when you go down to the kitchen to cook he’s very confused 

“We have a chef?”

“Don’t want them”

“WELL YOU CAN’T STARVE THATS STUPI-”

“i’ll just cook myself”

“oh right.. wait why?”

baby boy hasn’t ever had any homemade meals since they were all made by chefs n shit :((

oh may I mention that as soon as all the maids and stuff leave Jumin owns swEATPANTS 

YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU SAW HIM WALK IN

he also wears glasses? excuse me this is r00d

watches you as you cook like Zen but doesn’t say a w o r d but makes a mental note that you look fucking hot while cooking how??

makes you cook a LOT more because commoner home made meals ‘apparently’ are better than other meals!!

slowly he’s transforming

you have a private en suite toilet so you don’t argue about the toilet seat thing - rich people

and you have a maid to do chores?? so thats also not a problem

but it’s kinda funny testing Jumin on his knowledge of cleaning products

“Jumin.. you can’t use a TOILET scrub to do the dishes”

???? why not

he becomes shy especially when he opens your underwear drawer by “accident”

also flustered when he can hear you singing while doing things around the house

IM TRYING TO WORK STOP BEING CUTE 

how could I have forgotten Elly, he moves her bed out of his room (well your room too now) and you cry because you’ve come so far Jumin :’)

opens up to you quite a lot so there a lot more jokes thrown about between you guys

he. g i g g l e s.

you learn that he secretly also watches kdramas like his life depends on it me too buddy wait is that Zen??

Saeyoung

he doesn’t give you a key

one day he says a random phrase to you in Arabic and you just know that your relationship has moved to the next level

WOW I’M MOVING IN

as soon as you walk in with your stuff to his home you just cry

“I have been here for 0.35845 seconds and I think thats your underwear on the rug”

“…mm.. leave it”

but Saeyoung with a sheepish shy grin is holding up a badly home made cake saying “Welcome home!”

“this was the only edible cake that came out decent take it or leave it”

if he’s asked you to move in with him he’s 150% comfortable with your anyway so

first week with Saeyoung? tiring

no sleep at aLL

theres no inbetween you’re either binge watching movies on the couch with popcorn and pizza 

or screaming with laughter at eachother as he chases you round the house for 5 hours because you stole a chip from him

HE LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP ON PURPOSE AND HAS THOSE AUTOMATIC SEAT LIFTER THINGIES

that is the start of prank wars

you look like you’ve been married for 60 years already?? i mean he closes the window and farts so you’re dying and he just laugHS (fucker)

so you take revenge by putting clingfilm over his toilet seat and you hear screaming a few seconds later payback bITCH

ugly pictures of eachother sent to the RFA with dumbass captions 

they’re wondering how you’re both supposed to survive when you’re both trying to kill eachother after a week???

you guys can’t hire a maid so you both start out doing chores (after threatening him to pour all his Ph.d Pepper down the sink)

but somehow the old Karaoke machine and what are chores??

it takes you a lot of time to get used to all the valuable techy stuff he has in his room i mean why is your table remote controlled?

why does this pillow have a wire inside?

whY DOES MY BED HAVE WIRES?

most of your fights in the first week are over food because even though you label everything he just eats it ALL

“Saeyoung.. for the last fuckING TIME YOU CAN’T WEAR MY UNDERWEAR”

you don’t leave your house once for a few weeks - its like living with your best friend its lit

yep things are pretty comfy living with Saeyoung and you’re always wearing his clothes (& he always turns pink)

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I had to draw Veridian and Dorian hi-fiving. #Inktober!