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The third piece I did, Pikachu working at the mechanic giving my Corolla a jumpstart lol
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Just because you’ve had it worse, it doesn’t give you the right to invalidate someone else’s experience.
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I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today
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People who don’t have to pee at night really underappreciate that fact.
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do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of
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YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER
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If people ain't tryna get up thats fine. If you wanna nsa and fwb just tell me. Don't run me round the maze and then show up @ my place @ 3:30 in the morning sayin I need dick, but dont tell my nigga. #awfulmeetup #dogsOP #highanddisappointed #betterlucknextime #I-ubered all around fuckin town 😖😖😖
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Jos actually so fucking cool. Can't wait for the shwifty times together. (:
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Little Happiness
I'm really starting to appreciate aspects of happiness in life. Things that seem even the most insignificant that happen in everyday life. From dad getting excited and bragging about the Baked Ziti recipe he found online, to my mothers eyes lighting up when she talks about hula. These little things I notice bring a smile to my face. I find that being here for people and being an asset to there successes is what I thrive for. This week I found that I weigh a healthy 163 lbs. Through eating and working out I've put on more muscle then I ever had. I'm making progress in my Nanodegree and license quest and am still performing well at work. I feel that I've overcome my problem of not being good enough or being too fucked up to find happiness. I feel good again. Stronger, happier, a feeling that no matter what happens in any instance of my personal life, I'll be at peace. I'm not worrying anymore, and I'm not stressing. I'm just happy.
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I love the fact that you like sunflowers and dogs. I Iove that you were born on a cusp and the way you light up when you talk about zodiacs. I love the cute smile you flash when we kiss that still exists after all this time. Your constant love for pizza gets me every time. I love that you wash your face even though it's flawless and you're huge on brushing your shiny teeth and making me do so. I love that you're shy and kept to yourself yet so easy to open up to. I like the fact that your laugh is contagious and you make fun of me for my voice cracks. I love that you explain what's going on in the shows we watch cause I'm fucking clueless. I love that your favorite book is Alice and Wonderland and your slight but subtle New Jersey accent. Yeah. I love bolth of those. I love the adventures we've had and the ones that we will unlock in time. I love that no matter who we're with you pause and call me cute or tell me you love me. It makes me feel like a million buckaronis. I will love the rough spots and the issues that arise in the future and the smiles and forehead kisses throughout them. All the small things about you are the things that won my heart. Jo I'm falling for you. And to be honest, I can't see myself getting back up. Have a good day cutie.
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This is love… isn’t it? When you notice someone’s absence and hate that absence more than anything? More, even, than you love [their] presence?
Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything is Illuminated (via bookaddictiion)
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It's midnight and there's a rumour that my area is in danger of having my internet spied on by the government
I have only one valid response to that






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