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[moneybtandsebastisns]

💸 How to Earn Money Without Selling Your Kidney (A Humorous Rap Guide) 🎤

Yo yo yo! �� Welcome to the Broke but Woke Show

If your wallet’s lighter than your confidence after a bad haircut, this one’s for you!

I’m droppin’ bars AND knowledge on how to stack that cash like Pringles! 😎 Let’s roll:

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🎤 🎶 Side Hustle Flow 🎶

(Beat drops)

🚀 Start a side hustle, no need to stress

Flip old junk, you'll feel blessed

Sell mugs, art, or memes so funny 😂

Soon you'll be makin' that paper money! 🤑

💡 Pro Tip: Just don't start a pyramid scheme, unless you're into ruining friendships.

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🎤 🎶 Freelance King Vibes 🎶

Click, type, hustle from home 🏠

Be a keyboard wizard, own that throne 👑

Write, design, edit with flair ✍️

Freelancer life? No need to care about hair! 💇

💻 Hot Gigs:

Write breakup texts with poetry vibes 💔

Design memes that even grandmas like 😂

Become a VA (Virtual Assistant, not Veteran Affairs 😅)

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🎤 🎶 Content Creator Anthem 🎶

Lights, camera, scrollin’ all day 📱

Post that reel and slay slay slay 💃

Teach people useless hacks like folding socks 🧦

Or rant about pigeons on city blocks 🐦

🔥 Tip: If you're boring, just stare dramatically at the camera. People love weird vibes.

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🎤 🎶 Sell That Junk Remix 🎶

Old guitar? Gone! 🎸

Ugly sweater from your ex? SOLD! 💔

Post it online, slap "vintage" on it

Watch buyers swarm—yo, that’s lit! 🔥

📦 Legendary Hack: Call it “rare retro aesthetic vibes” even if it's just your dusty toaster.

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🎤 🎶 Teach & Preach Freestyle 🎶

No degree? Who cares, my G! 🎓

Teach how to boil water or make chai tea ☕

Create courses like “Nap Like a Pro” 😴

Charge $999 and watch your cash flow 💸

👨‍🏫 Pro Offer: I’ll teach you "How to Look Rich While Eating Instant Noodles" for only $999. DM me.

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🎤 Final Mic Drop 🎤

💥 Make that cash, don’t be rash 💥

Your hustle's strong, now secure that stash 💼

Remember this rap when you’re eating gold cake 🍰

And makin' bank like Drake! 🎤

🔥 Go get that bag, LEGENDS! 🎉