monkey-bones
monkey-bones
rango
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1 2 ham and cheese Adult guy. I love wifeeeeeeee❤️. I am scared of cows and one particular horse. If you aren't rocking with the queers and weirdos you aren't rockin with me.
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monkey-bones · 5 days ago
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monkey-bones · 10 days ago
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Stupid idiot gets decorated for holidays, but his antlers shed earlier than everyone else, so he can't decorate his antlers
(I'm pushing the lovebug agenda onto the tftgs community trust)
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monkey-bones · 10 days ago
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For a brief moment in time humans weren't alone on this planet. I do wonder if our ancestors took note when Neanderthals disappeared, or if they ever wondered where these people went
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monkey-bones · 10 days ago
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Gross werewolves my beloved... Why don't more people let you be gross and weird about it
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monkey-bones · 10 days ago
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I do not "render." I do not "shade." I do not "paint," I do not "detail" and i do not draw "Backgrounds." I draw BLAND CHARACTERS standing in WHITE VOIDS And if it doesn't look good i GIVE UP.
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monkey-bones · 12 days ago
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funger scraps again ...this one's for the terminaheads
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monkey-bones · 12 days ago
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Funger reddit could also double as a life advice forum
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monkey-bones · 16 days ago
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monkey-bones · 17 days ago
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DUDE WE'RE GETTING SILKSONG AND DEAR GOD IT LOOKS GOOD PLEASE LOOK UP THE TRAILER ON YOUTUBE!! XBOX CONFIRMED ITS COMING OUT WITHIN 12 MONTHS IM LOSING IT
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yeaaaah girl time
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monkey-bones · 18 days ago
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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monkey-bones · 25 days ago
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flashbanged screw
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monkey-bones · 26 days ago
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gregor samsa wakes up one morning with his body having undergone a drastic, unwanted, unanticipated change- his body will presumably never function the same way ever again- and one of his greatest concerns is whether or not he'll still be able to work and how much is this going to burden his family
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monkey-bones · 26 days ago
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Like no I think the point of Metamorphosis is fundamentally that Samsa is conscious and careful and neither infectious nor threatening. He's functioning in an entirely human manner. That's the entire point of Metamorphosis. Samsa is not killed for being a danger he is killed for being a burden and for making those around him uncomfortable
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monkey-bones · 26 days ago
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My sis showed my a Pokemon TTRPG and came up with a character idea she knew I would like.
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monkey-bones · 26 days ago
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As time goes on I get more and more annoyed by media portraying Tourette's as only "haha this person is constantly shouting vulgar things and its very funny!" Not a single time have I seen media show how actually debilitating and disruptive having Tourette's syndrome is/can be. And not all tics are just vulgarity. They don't talk about the mental and physical pain, the feeling of trying to suppress certain tics (sometimes possible, can be very difficult) to not accidentally hit someone else or yourself. The stares you get in public. The inability to work in pretty much *any* customer facing job. The inability to do even basic tasks because you can't even hold an object (the amount of times I've had to pass off cooking dinner most nights to my wife because otherwise I'd end up stabbing myself or someone else when chopping things increases almost every day). They don't portray how some days/moments, Tourette's can be more or less active due to various factors, causing accusations of faking it because people only ever notice the vulgarity they've been shown. Tourette's has affected my mental and physical health, relationships, work, hobbies, my entire life. We're not a jester performing for you. We have a disability.
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monkey-bones · 27 days ago
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my breaking bad headcanon is that one time pre-series hank was like. Haha i don't know about this 'global warming' thing, seems pretty damn cold out to me! and walt through gritted teeth was like. Well actually hank if you look at the science involved you'd see that scientists agree that temperatures have been rising steadily over the past century to an unprecedented degree that is clearly the result of human interference. and hank was like. Well if you say so haha what do i know we got mr. chemistry over here! and walt was like. It's not me who's saying it hank the science speaks for itself which you would know if you read the reports involved. and marie was like. Well now hold on i think hank has a point i mean who exactly are these scientists to talk scientists get things wrong all the time. and skyler was like. And what qualifies you to talk about climate change marie. and marie was like. Well nothing i just think we should be open to different ideas you shouldn't be so narrow-minded skyler. and skyler was like. Thank you so much marie i'll try to keep that in mind you're just full of useful advice aren't you. and hank was like Woah woah calm down ladies it was just an innocent question. and walt was like Climate change denial is not innocent hank it is actively killing the very planet we're living on. and marie was like. Well we just have a different opinion. and walt was like. It's not an opinion it's a matter of scientific fact. and hank was like Hey man it's okay I believe you this stuff's above my paygrade anyway. and marie was like. Hank you shouldn't just give in you should be allowed to express your opinion. and walt was like. Well as i said it's not really a matter of opinion. and marie was like. No walt i think it is a matter of opinion actually. and skyler was like. Well marie my opinion is that you should shut the fuck up. and then they didn't talk to each other for a month
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monkey-bones · 27 days ago
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Scott Csoke (American, 1993) - Gay Puppy Running Away from Heterosexuality (2025)
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