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We organized a movie night.

I say we, it was really me. Cap says that its company policy to hold "bonding nights", which really just means we have to spend time together.

So.. After a bit of begging pleading convincing, Orion let me pull out my laptop. I have a bunch of.. Ethically downloaded films on there. We ended up watching Finding Nemo together.

It was nice, very nice. I'll admit, I didn't finish the movie. I fell asleep.

On my captain.

Not my finest moment.

I can't tell if he enjoyed it or not. THE MOVIE. Not... Us sleeping on each other.

He gave me the green light to plan the next one. I talked to Dakota, they're our nurse, and they said it was a pretty solid sign that he had fine. And that's great! It's great.

I must admit, I don't know why I'm so worked up about this, about.. Him.

Yikes.

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Thank you, @omagpies, for this sick commission of Noah and his captain!!

Y'all should totally like check out their work, I love them so much.

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Aww, well congratulations! You've made a friend.

And don't deny it, this is a forced friendship now. Imagine it like on the first day of class when the teacher would assign you a first day best friend.

When we are both on Earth again, I know this great bar. We should hit it up and tear up the town >:3

"Bro, you read the psych evals? That's fuckin' wild, lmao. Makes me worry about if you would read mine if you got your hands on it. How's life on the Tulpar? It's lame as hell over here on the Tianma."

It was actually pretty boring, not gonna lie. Worst part was the end. But it’s fine. I’m fine. We’re all fine.

Well you don’t have to worry about me reading your psych eval. I doubt it’s anything crazy interesting. But you’re free to tell me the worst parts so I can laugh at them.

Life’s boring as well. Monotonous. But there’s always something to clean, I guess.

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Oh no, bro. I would never.

I just mean you seem like you could use some friends. Because everyone needs friends. I need friends, so I guess we're in the same boat, eh?

Welcome to the friendless loser club.

"Bro, you read the psych evals? That's fuckin' wild, lmao. Makes me worry about if you would read mine if you got your hands on it. How's life on the Tulpar? It's lame as hell over here on the Tianma."

It was actually pretty boring, not gonna lie. Worst part was the end. But it’s fine. I’m fine. We’re all fine.

Well you don’t have to worry about me reading your psych eval. I doubt it’s anything crazy interesting. But you’re free to tell me the worst parts so I can laugh at them.

Life’s boring as well. Monotonous. But there’s always something to clean, I guess.

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Anya's your nurse, yeah? Yeah, nurses tend to be nice. Even if they don't like you. That's not to say Anya doesn't like you, I suppose. Maybe she does.

But I get what you mean, friendships are weird on these ships. Kinda forced, kinda weird.

I hope you get to make friends with her though, you seem like someone who could use a friend.

"Bro, you read the psych evals? That's fuckin' wild, lmao. Makes me worry about if you would read mine if you got your hands on it. How's life on the Tulpar? It's lame as hell over here on the Tianma."

It was actually pretty boring, not gonna lie. Worst part was the end. But it’s fine. I’m fine. We’re all fine.

Well you don’t have to worry about me reading your psych eval. I doubt it’s anything crazy interesting. But you’re free to tell me the worst parts so I can laugh at them.

Life’s boring as well. Monotonous. But there’s always something to clean, I guess.

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Ah, sorry, you're going to have to find other ways to be mean to me. I won't make it all that easy for you.

I feel that though, I'm not a sanitation worker but I swear there's always something to do.

You made friends with your crew yet? Other than snooping on their business-

"Bro, you read the psych evals? That's fuckin' wild, lmao. Makes me worry about if you would read mine if you got your hands on it. How's life on the Tulpar? It's lame as hell over here on the Tianma."

It was actually pretty boring, not gonna lie. Worst part was the end. But it’s fine. I’m fine. We’re all fine.

Well you don’t have to worry about me reading your psych eval. I doubt it’s anything crazy interesting. But you’re free to tell me the worst parts so I can laugh at them.

Life’s boring as well. Monotonous. But there’s always something to clean, I guess.

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Do you have any hobbies? How do you keep yourself entertained on long hauls?

Usually, my work keeps me pretty busy! These ships are like.. Falling apart at the seams, I swear.

But when I'm not working, I've taken up making these little paper dolls my mom used to make. I've been making an army of them and I hide them throughout the ship.

My captain was pretty surprised to see one in his pocket, but that's what he gets for falling asleep on the couch, you know?

Admittedly, I've also been welding. The last engineer left a box of scraps under the workbench so I've been making little sculptures out of them.

I.. Haven't really done many. I have been planning them out but I have a bit of anxiety about putting them together. You can't exactly unweld a structure, you know? The metal is never the same...

But yeah, that's what I've been up to.

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Do you like spicy foods?

I love spicy food! I swear, I'm actually dying up here because everything is so.. Basic?

Not that it's bad.. I mean, it's kind of bad, but like.. I can eat bland food I just wish there was more, you know?

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H-Hey now-

How did you get hurt? Sounds like it was serious if you had to check with a medical professional about it...

Pssssh-

Don't tell my captain, I'm not trying to get anymore disciplinary reports.

BUT

I may or may not have been balancing a stool on top of a stool in order to tighten some screw above the boiler.

IN MY DEFENSE-

Our co-pilot Sasha was using my ladder for something in the kitchen and I'm impatient.

It wasn't much, just a burn, but all injuries have to go through the nurse, you know?

I'm bandaged up, no big sweat.

[monkeywrenchintheplans]

How did you get hurt? Sounds like it was serious if you had to check with a medical professional about it...

Pssssh-

Don't tell my captain, I'm not trying to get anymore disciplinary reports.

BUT

I may or may not have been balancing a stool on top of a stool in order to tighten some screw above the boiler.

IN MY DEFENSE-

Our co-pilot Sasha was using my ladder for something in the kitchen and I'm impatient.

It wasn't much, just a burn, but all injuries have to go through the nurse, you know?

I'm bandaged up, no big sweat.

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I think something people don't think about missing when it comes to being in space is the rain.

I remember sitting in my apartment on Earth, sleeping all day and enjoying the lack of energy that came with the rain. I miss it, I miss it a lot.

This ship is pretty isolating, haha. And yet I'm still here.

I thought..

Well, I suppose it doesn't matter what I thought, does it?

I had to see Dakota today. They treated my arm for a burn but when I tried to keep talking to them, they just told me that they didn't have time for chatter.

I guess I don't have time for it either.

I should get back to work

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Has anything interesting happened on the ship so far?

Nope! Nothing particularly interesting, at least.

There was a pipe that blew and I had to replace that, but that was the end of that. I forced my crew to have a movie night?

No one uh.. No one really seems interested in hanging out? And like, I know we are WORKING and shit but.. I don't know, I figured maybe we could grow closer?

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This trip is going to be so awesome!

My name is Noah, Noah Evans. I'm starting my first trip as being the prime mechanic of my ship, but now I'm here! Isn't that fun? Ha!

None of my coworkers really talk to me, they kind of stick to themselves so now here I am. Gotta talk to someone before I go off my rockers, ha!

Info for RP below cut vvv

[Link to the Picrew here]

This is Noah Evans, he/him, aged 25. 6'2"

Noah graduated from college and tumbled into a position at Pony Express where he's on his first voyage as lead mechanic.

The ship he's currently working on is the Tianma, a sister cargo vessel to the Tulpar. He tries very hard to get people to like him, always terrified of being left behind.

Noah tries to remain positive, plastering a grin on his face even in the face of horrors. He's a goof ball but he works hard.

He jumps around a lot and makes strong impulsive decisions, but he's been doing better to keep his head on straight. Right now, he's running from his problems.

Some Guidelines:

18+ only.

No zoophilia or pedophilia, I don't want to hear it.

Although he's on a different ship, this is all precrash.

All characters welcome- OC or Canon.

Tags

character tag - #twistingwrenches

NSFW tag - #dickingaround

OOC tag - #naptime

Some of this stuff will be edited and added to and all that but HI!

Hello :3