monoe

[monoe]

Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

[monoe]

[monoe]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

[monoe]

[monoe]

Y’all don’t wanna die y’all need to get fingered real good

[monoe]

[monoe]

[monoe]

Yaoi Has Been Proven Scientifically

[monoe]

💕 Have a very yeenful valentine's day 💕

[monoe]

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

[monoe]

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

[monoe]

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

[monoe]

[monoe]

tiny death roll

[monoe]

*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”

[monoe]

[monoe]

you should come within biting range. no reason