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I wrote some funny dialogue for the fic I am planning and hope you folk enjoy it

Context: Tiff decides to act as Jennys bodyguard, Sheldon walks into frame and she throws him far away

Jenny: "Why'd ya do that?!?"

Tiff: "What? He was a threat!"

Jenny: "Really Tiff? Threat? It's Sheldon, he's harmless."

Tiff: "Physically? Sure, he's about as brittle as a uncooked noodle. Mentally? The only worse torture is bein' alone with your mama girl."

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Context: Tiff and Jenny in her room, after Tiff accidentally asked Nora about something and she was rambling.

Jenny: "Oh gosh, finally. I though I was gonna rust."

Tiff: "If yo mama kept talking about "Quantum milkshake toasters" or whatever any longer, I swear, I would have rather ripped my ears off..."

Jenny: "Tell me about it, good thing I reminded her you're here to do a project for school with me, not for her to give you a presentation."

Tiff: "You pulling me along sure helped.. though..a lil lighter next time, felt like you were gonna tear my arm off."

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Context: Scene where Tiff meets the other XJs and shes holding XJ-1 and shes all like "AWWW" until XJ-1 robo baby vomits on her and Tiff freezes up

Tiff: "Uhh.. Jenny..."

Jenny: "Yes Tifanny?"

Tiff: "Girl, I um.. appreciate you wanting to make me feel welcome but.. if you don't take this egg out of my hands, I am going to throw her through a wall..."

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I think one of the reasons I obsess over the Crust Cousins and come up with so many headcanons is because I kinda see then like Pacifica Northwest from gravity falls.

She like the Crusts was just a rich bully with seemingly no reedeming qualities, but she gets some depth added to her and reedemed in season 2 of the show.

And idk I feel like the Crusts could get something like that, even if it would never happen in the show. What do you folk think?

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Posting this here for exposure, but this is a piece of art I got from a friend for a fanfic I am working on.

I am working on it slowly, as my attention is also split to another Mlaatr shipping fic (except the cover for it soon) but I am always up for discussing this story and the Crust cousins!

Huge shoutout to stories like "My Life as a Teenage Robosexual" that inspired me!

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Say what you want about the Crusts but like

THE GIRLIES WERE SLAYINNGG

I am so obsessed with this fit here, Brit is okay, but like my baby girl Tiff is killing it

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My girlies are so talented!!

I also just think it's super cute all the Crust Cousins are like, artistically invested.

Like in fashion ofc but Brit sings(*), Tiff dances, and Piff can play a mandolin? 😔✨️ Talent, truly

❥ Referencing the episode Stage Fright