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I'd like to introduce to everyone this horrid thing I created about a year ago but haven't shown many people yet (probably for the best).

This is Baby. AKA The Monster. AKA Sight Tremendous and Abhorred, AKA Vile Insect, AKA A Thing Such As Even Dante Could Not Have Conceived, etc, etc. It's made from bits of scrap fabric I scrounged from various sources and is roughly the size of a human toddler. Its design is based on Mary Shelly's original descriptions of Frankenstein's creature.

But that's not all! Behold!

You can dissect this little abomination to reveal a full set of crocheted, knitted, and scrap fabric organs, all hand-stitched by yours truly!

It has a heart, stomach, lungs, liver, small and large intestine, kidneys, bladder, and, of course, a brain! So it can ponder the horrors of its own existence!

I used this pattern by Less Than Three for the heart. I ended up felting it because I screwed up most of the stitches (I was relatively new to crochet at the time). The result was a bit of a blobby mess, but oh well.

So yeah. This thing lives in my house now (my family hates it). I have yet to reap the full consequences of my hubris.

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lesbian thoughts → lesbian thoughts ↓ ↑ lesbian thoughts ← lesbian thoughts 

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Authors note: ok, heavy TW for this one about blood and swearing and abandonment issues. This is the first ff I write, and appreciate feedback!

Calanthas POV:

I’m scared and cold… this white robe is so thin even the smallest breath I take hits my skin. I wonder how I got here, why did I end up in the one situation no woman must find herself in.

I’m Calantha. My name means flower. A flower that carries the meaning of beauty and pureness. 

I’m the lastborn of a noble family and the black sheep of an entire bloodline.

The situation I found myself in? Well, let’s start with order.

I was born the 1st of November in 1850, on a grey fall day. The exact date of my birth and my biological sex already signed who I was. 

Even if the concept of witch was outdated, I was still in a danger zone. 

Since birth I was forgotten. Not mistreated, just… not seen. I grew up with the maids, fetching everything for myself. 

Until yesterday when the old patriarch of the family called me. Strange, really strange.

He told me about responsibility and tradition, words on words covered in nonsense. Then it all clicked when he pronounced that word.

The Chalk Lady.

The vampire my family honorated and worshipped for years. The only mistress who got the whole bloodline in a chokehold.

Every 10 years, a virgin must be sent to her to get eaten. And this year it was me.

It all happened so quickly. I was dressed in a simple white thin dress, a veil on my head and given quick etiquette on how to make my death easier and quicker. Before sending me away, I snuck a rose hairpin my grandma left me in her will. She didn’t do it for attachment, or because she noticed me. She did it for obligation. If I had to die, I thought, I would have at least took something to recognise my corpse. 

Then they kicked me out. 

It was the twelfth of December.

I am now in front of the mistresses manor. A heavy door stands upon me. I am shivering and losing consciousness for the cold. I cant bare it anymore, but no. I’ll bring dishonour to the family. I must… stay… stron-

Black.

Carmillas POV (all thoughts):

Lilith: YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF! *disappears*

That incubus… I’m gonna kill her one day… I swear…

I sigh and sit on my armchair. Sipping tea and reading a nice book waiting for the virgin to knock. At some point I hear the crows outside my window-

Wait, crows? It’s winter… why would they-

Oh. A corpse. They found a corpse.

The stomach acids are not good for the garden. I’ll go clean it myself.

*goes downstairs and opens the door*

Where is the little- oh.

The virgin, is she dead? Wait… her soul is still here. Her lips and hands are blue… speaking of which, she’s holding something tight in her hand. So tight it’s bleeding.

*opens gently the palm* 

A hairpin… let’s bring her inside. Bloods better at room temperature.

*inside* 

The wound… is so appealing… the crimson blood… so beautiful… she is unconscious, she won’t mind if I…

Calanthas POV: 

The light… too much… the scent too unfamiliar… I’m thirsty… what… what…

*jolts up in a panic*

Thinks: Where am I-? Wait… who-

There was a lady sitting on a chair, reading and sipping tea. I couldn’t make up properly the image because of a pain at the base of my neck.

?: don’t move much. It’s still open.

Cal: W-who are you-?

Car: The chalk lady, woman. And you are…?

Cal: Calantha, mistress! At your service!

I stood up, but had to sit because of the lightheadedness.

Car: You humans are so weak… but I don’t think I should address you as one.

Cal:  what do you mean Mistress?

Car: See for yourself. *points at a mirror*

I turned, and held back tears. 

I became one of her kind.

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Lilith and Carmilla: *arguing*

Carmilla: I don’t take advice from a slut.

Lilith: How da- listen here, people may have called me names in the centuries, and I assure you I’m anything but a slut!

Calantha: Miss Lilith, I honestly think the definition Mistress Carmilla made is correct…

Lilith: *pinning her to the wall* Oh~? A small mouse seem to take the side that is in the wrong… I bet in 15 minutes you won’t be able to even form a coherent thought~

Carmilla: Lilith, shut the fuck up. *pulls Lilith in one swift motion, restraining her wrists*

Lilith: Mommy?

Carmilla: *throws Lilith out of the window*

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*Crawls out of her hole and posts this after months of inactivity*

So, hi! I’m alive again, crazy right? While I was meditating in my gremlin state of asociality, I finally perfectionated this little idea I had. Hope you enjoy!

1 Her name is Carmilla, inspired by my favorite gothic novel (Hope copyright isn’t applied, or else I’m cooked)

2 She lives in Romania, in a very big gothic castle

3 She has long hair, but she’ll always keep them tied for tidiness

4 She has an immense library in her castle. She loves reading, especially Russian literature.

5 She is about 700/800, but she looks like an average 35 years old circa.

6 She is about 7 ft tall, and has a Roman nose. (Woman with Roman nose>>>)

7 She was inspired by Lady Dimitrescu (Sorry not sorry)

8 She has a little helper, but I won’t spoil her yet. I have an interesting project for the girl whose name is Calantha.

9 She only sucks the blood of maidens, but makes sure to wash their neck before. She states that perfume tastes very bitter. Bonus fun fact: she got drunk off perfumes alcohol when she was younger.

10 Yes, she knows Lilith. Yes, the went to bed together. And yes, due to their personalities they often fight. When they do in fact argue, some of the most random and creative insults will come out.

And done! Thank you for listening to my rambles! I will write something about Liliths and Carmilla dynamic soon, and I hope you’ll enjoy it as much as I do. I can’t wait to also reveal the maiden who lives under the roof of our lady. But until then, stay tuned!

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Silvana: oh, not currently! I never met anyone outside of humans actually… but I hope to find new friends and maybe a lover… *looks up dreamily*

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FINALLY FULL MERMAY ART POSTING

What we’ve got here is two characters me and a new friend @tentodoroki have been plotting up 🤭 Virginia on the left is theirs, and Atlea on the right is mine !!

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Interview to Lilith! (Part 2/?)

Me: We are back! Now Lilith, let’s start with a simple question: what’s your favorite animal?

L: I’ve grown quite fond of the grace of swans… they are just so elegant… they have also a nice color palette, like they were made for a runway!

Me: Speaking of fashion, what kind of accessories do you like best? 

L: I love feathers and pearls, but I don’t dislike chokers, even though the only thing I’ll choke it’s y-

Me: OK THATS ENOUGH! What's your favorite food? 

L: Geez, calm down… I love French cuisine… probably love macarons more. I prefer bitter food though, and my favorite beverage is tonic water.

Me: What's your ideal date night? 

L: Well, I don’t really like dates, but I’ll probably buy my girl a nice dinner, and then go to her apartment and start getting it on. But I prefer to jump straight to the point~

Me: What abilities do you have as a demon lady?

L: I can turn people on, manipulate their dreams, shapeshifting, I’m immortal, I can kiss people and let them die peacefully because of that. Oh, I can also fly!

Me: That’s so cool! Lastly, what do you look for in those cute girls you mentioned 

L: I only help out needy girls who are willing to consent to intercourse, obviously! All women are queens, so I don’t seek physical or personality traits other than neediness and willing to consent. Remember, consent is the key.

Me: Thank you Lilith! See you next time folks!

Lilith: Yeah, yeah bye. So about the choking part-

Me: Lilith, no.

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A little project coming up! This will probably one of the most important I’ll do, cause I won’t sexualise her like most female orcs end up becoming. I’ll try to give her some nice and species-aligned traits, so I can’t really promise her as romance aligned… but I’ll try to develop her character in other interesting ways!

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Interview to Lilith! (Part 1/?)

Me: Sooo, hi Lilith! A follower asked us few questions! First one, what are your hobbies?

Lilith: I’m quite fond of fashion, expecially the one from the 20’s. I also love singing jazz, and finding cute girls to please~

Me: this is a more… personal question… How do you act when you… uhm… come…?

Lilith: I much prefer being the one who sees the one that’s coming, but I’m not a vocal person and I just… tremble and take heavy breaths. But words don’t mean anything you know? So why don’t we try ourselves-

Me: OK! ENOUGH! AH- S-SEE YOU NEXT TIME! S-STOP! L-LILITH! BAD GIRL! BAD GIRL!

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*Sighs* I should stop posting when I promised other projects-

Intro from the lesbian yapper:

So… here we are! I have a little special project for Lilith, so stay tuned! Meanwhile, please appreciate this little fairy design I made!

1 Her name is Silvana, which means something from the woods

2 She really likes reading. If you find something missing from your library at home, it might be her. Don’t worry, she’ll lend it back eventually

3 Her favorite season is spring, not too hot or cold

4 She loves forest and lake animals

5 Her wings are ripped, and she lives isolated from other fairies because she’s ashamed of it

6 Do you remember when I told you that her names means “from the woods”? Well she still somehow lives by a lake. 

7 She was completely inspired by my homecountrys folklore

8 She isn’t afraid of humans, yet she’s afraid of how they would treat her. She loves children, she finds them sweet, pure and entertaining.

She also really likes woman. She kissed one in her sleep. *I kissed a girl starts playing*

9 She has long and unkept hair, because she never bothered to learn how to actually braid it. If you are unfortunate, she’ll use you as a test when you are sleeping. And that’s why, ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary foes with long hair, we wake up with tangled locks.

10 She’s talkative, and loves hugs. Overall an affectionate, but a bit overbearing fairy.

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Here’s a little incubus design of Lilith! I’ll try to develop her character a bit, and I’ll give you some behind the scenes for this character! Hope you like it!

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I was listening to The Dresden dolls, specifically at the song My alcoholic friends from the album Yes, Virginia.

Then I thought: this is Virginias song! The first verses, the awkwardness in the second part, the name of the album…

Then I looked again at the song title and said: Wait, Virginia doesn’t have friends-

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1 Her name is Virginia, which means virgin in Latin

2 She is very shy and curious

3 She lives in a swamp

4 Her biggest fear is humans, but finds the female ones… fascinating

5 She has little fangs 

6 She would bite her partner to show love, not in a sexual way

7 She is very thin, because her diet is made by underwater salt rocks and algae and kelps. She can’t bring herself to eat sea creatures

8 She is anemic

9 She loves shiny things (she already fell into a few traps because of this)

10 She gets panic attacks when meeting humans, and tries to hide instead of running away.

11 She loves to play random games

12 She also likes making Kelp jewelry

13 She is lonely and very touch starved

14 She tried eating dirt when she was little

15 She has a small ballerina carillon that she calls: “Lady protector of shiny thingies”