montyburns5
montyburns5
Ask Charles Montgomery Burns
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I am Mr. Burns. I own the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. I have an assistant named Waylon Smithers Jr., I am bossy, wealthy, and evil.
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montyburns5 · 23 days ago
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Talking to a new female employee
Me: *sitting at my desk working* *the door to my office opens and standing there is the new female employee, Rebecca Simpson* Rebecca: Hello Mr. Burns, you called for me. Me: *stops working* Come over here. Rebecca: *gulps and walks over* Yes? Me: I sense great work from you. I also have something to admit. Rebecca: Go on.. Me: You know I called you pretty when we met. Rebecca: *blushes* Yeah.. Me: Would you mind going on a friendly date with me? Rebecca: *blushes more* Err.. Sure I guess. Me: Good. *pulls a box out of my pocket, opens it, pulls out a necklace, goes over to Rebecca and puts it around her neck* Thank you. Rebecca: *stops blushing* Thanks. I like this necklace.
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montyburns5 · 1 year ago
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Smithers is off on vacation
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montyburns5 · 2 years ago
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I am busy
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montyburns5 · 5 years ago
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Me in “I, Carambus”.
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montyburns5 · 5 years ago
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