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"So, uh, this might be a weird time to say it now that we're sort of family but I'm a really big fan of all your comics?"

"Oh! :D! Which was your favorite?"

"I mean, I love Bee-Girl, but my Ma likes them too, and she used to read every issue of Skin to me-"

":D"

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i think there's some kind of valve-

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"I mean, it's not totally charcoal, we could pick around the burnt parts-"

"I'm in."

" . . . I'm gonna make something else."

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"I know Maia already whipped you up some eggs, but do you think you can keep fish down?"

"Huh? *urp* Yeah."

"Smells good, ri-"

"Ugh, never mind."

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"Nesting. Called it."

"Leave me alone."

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"You're nesting a little, huh, kiddo? You know, your dad and I still pay for a maid service."

" . . . I wanted to get rid of the smell."

"Aw, poor kiddo. I'm glad my pregnancy days are long behind me."

"Let's just hope my actual grandkid isn't as stinky as you, huh, Midget?"

"Mom."

"Such a stinky little baby."

"rf."

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"You're really working that shark costume, little guy. It's pretty scary, actually."

"Wuf!"

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"Morning, Mr. Bean. Morning, Mrs. Bean."

"Ugh, don't call him that."

"S-sorry? Uh, Romy's in the shower and I was gonna make breakfast before he gets out-"

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"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you! I have an interview at the diner-"

"Neat! You're so hardworking :D I think I'm just going to coast on my dad's connections for a while."

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"Maybe your shower can wait-"

"Oh? You think I should get even sweatier first? To maximize shower efficiency?"

" . . . Yeah."

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baby nibling baby nibling

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"I can shower by myself, Mai. We have those non-slide stickers in all the tubs - they reduce household accidents by sixty-five percent. And there's not really room for two right now-"

"I know, I know! I just, uh. I bought new body lotion? It's clementine scented; you like clementines, right?"

"I do like clementines. You did mean the fruit, and not your cousin, right?"

"Haha, yeah."

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"Aw, man. And I'm out of health potions."

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"Aw, baby. Have we been neglectin' you? Beth, we oughta take them all to the park or somethin'."

"We've got better equipment here then they do at the park. I don't think they'd appreciate the jungle gym."