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how does being punched in the face feel like

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i’ve gone on two dates with my coworker and i’m developing feelings for him and my office say no romantic relations help meeee

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YOOOOOO I JUST GOT MY FIRST LIBRARY CARD SINCE LIKE 2007 IT WAS SO EASY???

Like they literally just needed any photo ID with an address, I thought they needed like unopened mail and paperwork and crap, it took 5 goddamn minutes, I did it on my way home from work

And was NOBODY gonna tell me libraries have websites now with ebooks and audiobooks and documentaries and British TV and shit???

Why the FUCK have I been paying Netflix

GO GET A LIBRARY CARD

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It took me way, way too long and too far into adulthood to understand that there are people who actually want kids. Like want want them, actively yearn to have little ones that are their own. Not just reluctantly thinking they might be able and willing to endure having some and tolerate their presence. But actually honest to god being certain that they cannot be happy if they can't have kids. In a way I still really can't wrap my head around it. There being people who really do genuinely want kids and can't picture themselves having a truly happy and fulfilling life that doesn't include being a parent.

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hot girls have stomach problems and adhd and that’s why I have tums and need my adderall refilled

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People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven

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an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc

and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean

and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere

horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.

and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader

I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight

language is amazing

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Why is my body revolting against meee?? I hate being sick I just want to drink nyquill and sleep I don’t wanna be at work I’m going home after these meetings and my boss isn’t here today to stop me

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my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

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Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

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…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

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— Nikita Gill

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Franz Kafka, 1912

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AI detectors are so stupid cause wdym the 4 sentences i wrote with my own fingers was flagged as 100% AI generated

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My first Kanej fanart, I love how inej turned out but I don't really like how Kaz looks.

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Getting ready with rosekiller

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I love you dead punctuation marks.