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the problem with taz balance is you first listen to it as a naive high schooler like "oh, funny dnd podcast made by those mcelroy guys i see in tumblr memes all the time! and they apparently have gay characters too! let me check this out! haha his name is taco that's so random XD" and nobody could have warned you that a decade later you'll still periodically think about lucretia and her martyr complex and be stricken with the urge to start gnawing your own limbs off

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Art by Alariko

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veth version of caleb hands >:3

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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

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Later that day...

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LEGEND OF THE FEMALE GENERAL 锦月如歌 (2025) dir. Jeffrey Chiang — One day, you two will become the twin stars of Wei, joining forces to protect the people .

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I love the moon. Yet the moon doesn't know.

LEGEND OF THE FEMALE GENERAL (2025)

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The only person I love is you.

LEGEND OF THE FEMALE GENERAL (2025)

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mr demon of vyrantium

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"why are the lords of fortune ethical treasure hunters wtfffff"

do

do we not remember

what happened

when isabela, admiral of the lords of fortune

stole an important cultural artifact

from the qunari

do we not remember the arishok fight

do we not remember why we had the arishok fight

isabela doesn't run the lords of fortune the way she does because she loves Ethical Piracy

isabela runs the lords the way she does because the last time she stole something important, kirkwall happened

having appraisers from a bunch of different cultures absolutely makes sense, and grabbing a finders fee for getting stuff back to its respective place is pretty reasonable (labour should be compensated)

like...it IS ethical piracy, but the root of it was never "oh maybe we should do better," it was always "hello my name is isabela and i would like to not get bodied by the entire qunari population a second time"

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"why are the lords of fortune ethical treasure hunters wtfffff"

do

do we not remember

what happened

when isabela, admiral of the lords of fortune

stole an important cultural artifact

from the qunari

do we not remember the arishok fight

do we not remember why we had the arishok fight

isabela doesn't run the lords of fortune the way she does because she loves Ethical Piracy

isabela runs the lords the way she does because the last time she stole something important, kirkwall happened

having appraisers from a bunch of different cultures absolutely makes sense, and grabbing a finders fee for getting stuff back to its respective place is pretty reasonable (labour should be compensated)

like...it IS ethical piracy, but the root of it was never "oh maybe we should do better," it was always "hello my name is isabela and i would like to not get bodied by the entire qunari population a second time"

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THE X-FILES 3.12 | War of the Coprophages

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"Coffee - warm and inviting, a smell to bring you home"

Made for the "Coffee" prompt for Lucanis week, but the body wasn't willing and it became a quite involved painting so I never finished it on the actual week...

Glad I've stuck with it to the end though!

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My top 5 disapprovals to get from dai

5. Getting the "cassandra greatly disaproves" when you free the mages to then hear her say "I don't disaprove" 4. Asking Solas what would he know about Court Intrigue if he never was in Court 3. When you tell Varric Orsino turning into a monster made no sense 2. When you tell Iron Bull he should talk about his feelings instead of getting hit by a stick 1. When you tell high approval Solas "im not special every person is complex dude"

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someone like me, will love someone like you

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"What does he have to offer her but a villa of graves and a mind that is not his own? "

I wasn't going to have time for Lucanis Week, but @rookanis-de-riva finished writing the most decadent fluffy yearning piece for me and I couldn't help churning out a quick scene. It's max yearning and ends in a bit of tiny spice. What's happening in this scene? I recommend you should go read it.

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