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i will forever be chasing that high that tales from the borderlands gave me

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Alternate TFTBL ending: Rhys and August become youtubers and open up a channel where they play video games together. that’s it.

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Hung out with Timothy for twenty minutes (just before getting an AI chip for the Trashlantis loader) and wrote down every idle line I heard from him. The Ember line is by far the most common. After that they all seem about equally rare

“Definitely forgot to leave a note when I left Ember. . . I mean do they even make cards for that? “Sorry I snuck out in the middle of the night, and took twenty bucks. . .””

“Hey did they ever figure out what was up with that moon? Nah, don’t tell me, I hate spoilers”

“Whatever happened to that Wilhelm guy? There was quite a majesty to him. I hope he died on a glacier”

“Some hair gel! My kingdom for some hair gel!”

“Ya know I wonder if I even still have student loans. Hell, I don’t even know if the planet where I went to college on even still exists. Really hope it doesn’t”

“You wanna know a secret? Never cared for pretzels. Never liked em”

“Least I’m not on Pandora. Now Eden-6, heh heh. that’s a planet. They really know how to. . . treat a visitor. Fond memories”

“You think you like lobster but then it’s all the vending machines will give you for seven years. Right now, honestly? All I smell is melted butter. It never leaves”

“Oooh, I would drop kick a puppy for some brunch right now”

(In a booming voice) “I’m going to have to update my demo reel. Jack’s all I’ve got in there”

“Why couldn’t I have gotten stuck at a beach resort? Junpai-7, heh heh, that’s where it’s at”

Edit: this last one I’ve only heard after the heist montage.

“Tim, I’m Jack, I’m Tim, I’m Jack. Get it together, Jack! I mean Tim I mean. . . goddammit!”

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@blueskysovereign​ @ep22san​ I am here to deliver 

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Current mood

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a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

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Happy new year :^D!

Happy New Year! Happy New Decade (although some debate otherwise!) I hope this one is better than the last; I pretty much got beaten up by the end. Here's to good health, wealth, and a spark of genius!

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Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays :^D!

I'm late but Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you too! :) So sweet.

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How's it going, dude? It's been quite a long time since I send any asks. I kinda got bored of borderlands at the end of the summer :^/ Now school takes most of my time and when I get some free time I waste it on doing nothing or doing something non-productive. I hope you're doing alright :^)

School is definitely a source of stress for me at the moment. In a week from now, I'll be moving in to a dorm for the first time, and the whole process of getting into said college has been one hell of a stress trip. As for Borderlands, though, I recently (finally) finished the Moxxi's Heist DLC and am curious to see what other DLCs come about--so personally I've still been keeping up. I hope life has been treating you well!

And btw, technically doing anything ("productive" or not) is still living; I find myself doing nothing in particular sometimes as well, and I just think it's part of life. Motivations sway, creativity ebbs and flows. It's human nature.

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How's life going?

Hi! I know you asked quite a while ago... however, I figured it would only be polite to respond seeing as you may have assumed I'd disappeared. Turns out--I've been pretty busy trying to get everything together for college and the stress from that is why for a while I wasn't able to commit to getting online. However-! I may be back very soon if not now, and I hope you can forgive me for the unannounced absence.

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girls don’t want boys, girls want a sequel to Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

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“You know what, that’s... that’s my bad, that’s on me.”

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From the mouth of Rhys himself

I mean, being a naive piece of shit I kinda just trusted Handsome Jack…… Even though everything I knew about canon said Not To ™ 

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Promethea✦ Borderlands 3 ✦ Photo Mode

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Loader Bot is wonderful and adorable UuU

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the real story of tftbl is just rhys adopting as many robots as he can