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not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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truly nobody is doing it like donna noble. she tracked down the doctor herself so she could travel with him and proceeded to get in a massive fight with him that fundamentally changed both their worldviews on their first time time-travelling together. she’s the fastest typer in chiswick. she kept the doctor so in line that within like two episodes of her being gone he decided he was god-king of the universe. she kissed him and absolutely hated it. she’s unemployed. she demanded a salute and she got one and she DESERVED IT. she has her gay best friend from like twenty years ago living in a shed in her backyard and her husband is cool with this. i love her so so so much

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?

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you mother actual fucker. i am migraine now.

I cast greater migraine prodrome

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I cast greater migraine prodrome

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pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

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oh my god holy shit how do you find a big boy job im at grad student orientation adn this shit is terrifying i am going to crash and burn so fucking hard

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One of my favorite bits of Tumblr culture is the vehement rejection of monetization UNLESS some buzzfeed type hyperlinks your comment. At which point buzzfeed owes you ten million dollars.

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I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

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i need help from lesbians.

i need dress clothes, but i hate skirts and im autistic about pants. any suggestions for nice hard pants that are high waisted and have pockets? ty.

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my parents visited today and their latest item of ‘what people you knew in school are up to lately’ gossip was about the absolutely BONKERS thing they’re trying to talk their friend out of doing to her daughter. I’m still in shock tbh

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one thing I’m learning as I get into adulthood is that, for a lot of stuff, I would rather have cheap things that I don’t hate than expensive things that I don’t love.

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my relationship with gender? we're divorced

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You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket