moonbean44

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they just created a new type of enjoyment called "friends' ocs." it kind of rocks and everyone should enjoy it

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if heaven and hell exists and my friend dies before me, i'm going to eat their body to get sick with kuru disease and die from it, so that if there were even a fraction of a chance of them going to heaven without me they would be technically responsible for my death, so they wouldn't be able to go there, and would have to chill in hell with me till the end of time since i'm also there for eating them

you ain't going anywhere without me bitch. i'll drag you down with me, and if god refuses me this privilege i'll drag him down too

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i miss her when she sleeps, too

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“You can’t have a peaceful visitor oc” the funny thing is I can do whatever I want

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Here’s some angry guy drawings ^^ a sketch and a random drawing I did a dew days ago

I forgot his glasses in the drawing okay but let’s just say he puts them aside when he plays music..

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never have a best friend youre just going to keep making ocs and it will be evil

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I love all the skin creatures u show me

@nibbelraz requested more skin creatures so: mama cheng and skin ling (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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It’s beautiful 🥹

My broken brain waking up at 3 offers you this -what if binghorse with uncomfortablely large/small human feet

Why would you suggest this

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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Finally picking up the steam on my Ga'Hoole and Undertale au crossover. Here's Killers design. Made the feathers more jagged due to his erratic and impulsive nature. He's a Long-Eared Owl.

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(Source) I swear this scene is made of magic

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Original Shen Qingqiu has such a pillow princess vibe y'know

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EXACTLYYYY

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But I used to kill bugs 🥺😔😭😭😭😭

before you ask "are the gods mad at me?" THINK:

have you...

1. killed or maimed someone

2. killed or maimed an animal for purposes other than consuming/processing it

3. knowingly and purposefully hurled vile obscenities or insults at any god or gods

4. made it a life goal to be a terrible person

5. been a terf

IF YOU SAID NO TO ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS then girl you're fine go have a dr. pepper

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I haven't seen the Odyssey movie but everytime i see this clip I just can't stop laughing why is he posing like that