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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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i’ve never understood why people say pervert in a derogatory manner perverted girls are the most attractive girls by far (as in like personality and such)

like if there is a pervert interested in u that’s awesome as fuck that means there’s a girl that genuinely likes you even the weird conventionally unattractive parts

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yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal

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reblog to make both your and previous blog's boobs grow 🩷

boobs boobs boobs

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Today I was thinking about disability (which is…not infrequent lmao)

So, when I was a teenager, I had a shitty bike. No matter how many times we took it in for tuneups, no matter what I did, it S-U-C-K-E-D.

And I would bike to meet my girlfriend and then we would bike around (an unimaginable amount of energy now!!!). And I would occasionally complain about how shitty it was, especially when I was struggling to keep up. And my girlfriend would just kinda make fun of me (there are several reasons we are no longer together lol) and tell me I was just bad at riding it.

And then one day…

She tried my bike.

She lasted about a block, and she was cursing the entire time.

I wish I could get people to ride my bike. Mostly doctors, but other people too. Get on my fucking bike. Ride a fucking block. Tell me how this is fine.

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so there's this pattern that keeps happening to me and my friends. has anyone else noticed this

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princess: [after just having read a bunch of lurid erotic fiction] maid, come here

maid: yes princess?

princess: maid, i need you to jerk me off

maid: .....

princess: right now, maid

maid: no, your highness. i am not doing that

princess: wh- im the princess! you cant say no to me

maid: yes i can, your highness. i am not doing that

princess: awwww man.. but all the fiction i was reading said i could do that

maid: i am afraid fiction is just that, your highness, fiction

princess: can you at least get naked so i can jerk off

maid: no. get some rest, princess, you have to dine with your 5 male suitors tomorrow

princess: no beautiful ladies???

maid: afraid not your highness

princess: oh my god i am never getting laid am i. fuck i hate my life can i abdicate the throne or something

maid: no,

princess: fuuuucckkkkkkkkk

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are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

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Cracking Open the Shell Updates

I'm going reblog this post any time there's a new chapter for my Scribble Hub series, Cracking Open the Shell:

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​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

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I hope my weird speech and awkward walk and nervous mannerisms are attractive to you

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The three sleepy geeblets

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Cracking Open the Shell Updates

I'm going reblog this post any time there's a new chapter for my Scribble Hub series, Cracking Open the Shell:

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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

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Cracking Open the Shell Updates

I'm going reblog this post any time there's a new chapter for my Scribble Hub series, Cracking Open the Shell: