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JJ: "Hey babe?"
Will & Emily: "Yes?"
JJ, about to give up: "...maybe being single wasn't the worst"
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A is actually an alien and those lemons are her lifeline. Happened to me with a friend who always had strawberries everywhere but hated them. Do not touch those lemons.
my friend, let's call her A, has a new apartment. She has stuff in that apartment; such as closets, a couch and groceries. These groceries include a set of 5 lemons on the counter. A has 5 lemons set out on her counter. A does not need 5 lemons on the counter. A, does not even like lemons. A, is keeping them for the reason of having 5 lemons on her counter. Don't be like A.
#fruit aliens are real#seriously#beware#theyre like stray cats with attachments#kinda#its their miraculous basically#fruit i mean#idk
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these sound like yoga positions.
Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala
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“scorching hot showers!!” this, “ice cold showers!!” that, but like, what if different parts of my body fw different temperatures. my back likes hot, my head likes warm, my legs like cold, what do i do then susan.
#sillyposting#im bored#am i crazy#i feel like im crazy#surely not#am i an alien#sigh#haha#please#showering
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what i be looking like after a nap that was supposed to be just 30 minutes but i actually ended up sleeping till like 2 am.


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it actually being mcr has me cackling

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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would you look at me, one last time?
Beautiful, those eyes that embraced. They were the color of the smell of coffee when I entered my favorite cafe, a bold, but welcoming presence. The color of crisp autumn leaves as they crunched underneath my footsteps. They steadily held me in their gaze, blurring out the rest of the unseen, colorful world around me. I focused every bit of attention I could ever muster into the wonderful sight before me. You noticed this, making a soft hum that I recognized as an inquiring note, but instead of asking a question like I had expected, I noticed a sort of change in your eyes. They softened, like the sensation of silk draping across skin. They melted like the drizzle of honey in the morning, showing the rich sweetness in the ring of color within the oval of white. They were eyes like the feeling of wet sand at the beach, soft and warm. Like the waves that came to kiss my feet as I walked along the shores, they swayed me ever so gently, but just enough to rock me off balance. In your eyes, I saw myself enveloped in a color of love.
I didn’t know that I would someday miss that feeling. I didn’t know that someday, you would give me that look one final time. All I know is that as each day passed, the glimmer in your eye dimmed. Every time you looked at me was every time that I noticed another piece of you was gone.
Just like that.. You faded away. You were swept away like fallen leaves departing from their trees in the autumn. You slipped from my fingers like sand longing to be back to the beach.
And when you held me in your gaze, I knew.
That along with the rest of the world, I faded from you too.
-kj (@ohowboring)
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This year felt like being awake during a surgery
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