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a moth flies out of my wallet and I instantly kill it with my sword, awarding me the gold pieces necessary to make my purchase
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A coworker of mine found this truly bizarre presentation on the “30 year vision” of a huge multinational corporation, and it honestly reads like some kind of absurdist vaporwave shitpost. If you’d like to see the entire thing in all its original glory, you can find it here.
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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Luzon Bleeding-Heart (Gallicolumba luzonica)
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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"
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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
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tried make it more cool, i have so much things to study
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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp
#yeah the aww nooooo people love u does absolutely nothing for me at all#it's really the logistics of it all that gets me
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