Text
sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.
#the fact that you cant make it so insta starts sound off until you turn it in is a fucking crime#autoplaying sound is A FUCKING CRIMW#even fucking tiktok has an option to open the app silent jesus christ#i will use all my apps sound off until i DIE
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
can u give me a moment i'm being tormented by my chemically imbalanced brain
32K notes
·
View notes
Text
some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board
50K notes
·
View notes
Text
i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me
25K notes
·
View notes
Text
bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
48K notes
·
View notes
Text
reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared


51K notes
·
View notes
Text

10K notes
·
View notes
Text
somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
68K notes
·
View notes