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Cop pulled me over on my war horse today.. impaled his ass on my lance and dragged his body 10 miles

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ohhhh i get it theyre called cigarettes because for no reason

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why is landlord white even a thing. why must apartments become Boring as Hell between occupants. i have never gotten the keys to a place and thought "oh thank goodness the walls are all a dingy off-white! I'm terribly allergic to colors." the big complex I was in a while back had a demonstration unit with beautiful blue walls ... and then your lease says "NO PAINTING, CHUMP" and of course you can paint it back at the end but you're also a little worried about the property manager who's so anal about appearances she emailed you to get rid of the dead houseplant on your third floor balcony because it was unsightly. What are you doing inspecting my plant health with binoculars, Ginger? Haven't you got better things to do? anyway I used to work at a hardware store and I would be mixing paint for people pretty often and yes, Benjamin Moore White Dove in Eggshell is the default, OC-17, start with the gallon base for whites and off-whites, mentally beam MAKE BETTER AND COOLER CHOICES into the customer's mind, three taps with the mallet to close the gallon, ring em up at the back register. I don't think they should let you buy White Dove in Eggshell. I think you should have to submit a 1200-word essay justifying your choices before they let you buy White Dove. Or duel the cashier in Magic the Gathering or maybe Pokemon. Or maybe you can't buy only White Dove alone. You need at least a quart of another color alongside it. Like how some places need to serve food to keep their liquor license. I've decided that White Dove prohibition will be the platform on which I run for mayor of [redacted]. I'm a single-issue candidate. We'll be adding "Walls have White Dove" to the list of tenant move-in inspections that the rent board does alongside "Heat doesn't work" or "Carbon monoxide detector missing". I refuse to believe that anyone could actually enjoy the look of every single wall being "white paint that the landlord half-assed the color match on and only painted half the room with in a sliiiightly different gloss finish than the rest of the room." Vote for me today to deal with this urgently pressing issue overshadowing our whole society. anonymusbosch for mayor: I'll Come To Your Apartment And Paint It Some Non-Dogshit Color. For You.

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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

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Tyler, The Creator x Sugar On My Tongue

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1997 honda cervix

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the prevalence of "daddy" and "mommy" stuff really highlights that most people understand the appeal of ageplay and incest stuff on some level actually. like why do i have to explain this stuff to you you call bowser daddy too right

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shoutout to everyone

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if souls were real i bet a souljob would go crazy. it would hurt them in a way they could never put right again but i bet it would go crazy

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i am enthralled by your vibe bro

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🍽️

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it’s been a few years but Jester Lavorre you are still so loved 😭😭😭

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First kiss, last kiss, and some in between

(these are from 2021 but your girl forgot about their existence for 4 years so, uh, bon appetit)

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13 CAST MEMBERS HOLY FUCKERY THATS A FULL TABLE

split later into 3 groups makes a lot more sense

very excited and very excited to see the new set, I hope they publish a video like they did for c3 about the conception and making of it

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The cast for Campaign 4 (x)