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As a cow, I'd say I am one of the most qualified to critique this work.

This is so pretty!!! The coloring is visually eyecatching and the eyes tell you all you need to know about this beautiful soul!

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I am here to introduce the new sponsor of the blog! Beyond Meat! They like plants and grass, and are nothing like Elon Musk! Cause screw that guy! I won't eat it because the idea of eating something similar to my own flesh weirds me out but I support them!!

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IM FREE, I AM FREEEE, THEY HAD TO GET THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TO COME OUT WITH SEVERAL FIRETRUCKS BUT I AM FREE!!!

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I am still stuck! Moooo.....

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So um... you know how they say cows can go up stairs and not down them.... I didn't believe it until it happened to me.

All of my classes were on the firsr floor, until one of my classes had to switch classrooms.... Onto the third floor of the school. So today, I went up the stairs and to class, but then when class was over and it was time to leave, I COULDN'T GET DOWN THE STAIRS!

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I AM TRAPPED!! IS THIS ELON MUSK'S WAY OF PUNISHING ME FOR LOOKING FOR A NEW SPONSOR?!?!

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I just realized how wrong it sounds to be sponsored by Tesla because of the Elon Musk controversy!

DRATS!

I NEED TO FIND A NEW SPONSOR CAUSE SCREW THAT GUY! I try to stay out of human politics so he is a whole lot of nope!

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meow

Moooo

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WE ARE REFRESHED LETS GO

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Since I will be here for a while, I have decided to enroll in school! Now this will be hard to nagivate but I qm uo to the challege. I may be a cow but I am sapient, I need that mental stimulation! I will update my journey when I can.

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That grass looks delightful, can I have a nibble?

Arancia by Keira Santoso

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Seriously, I know I don't have hands, but I want this.

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its really bizarre how after a couple decades of mostly uncensored internet access and raunchy premium cable made it so nobody gives a shit about swearing, we're now re-entering an era of quaint self-censorship in the name of platform marketability rather than politeness. im sure nobody actually cares. im sure none of the advertising dicks, or boardmembers, or anybody really cares that much personally. they just think it will scare people off somehow. so now grown adults are saying "h-e-double-hockey-sticks" ass bullshit on the same social media websites where they try to get their meat slonked and find a dealer.

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Yes.

Reblog if this would work on you

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My deaf spiderwoman OC, Marisol 🕷

Miles knows ASL and even tho it's the Insomniac version of him Imma headcanon all versions of Miles know ASL because that cool asf!

Marisol communicates solely in ASL. She's Italian-American and LOVES pastels and hearts.

In deaf culture they use light to alert and get others attention so I wanted to incorporate light into her fighting style. She uses flash bombs and the main part of her suit, which is based off of the Mirror Spider's reflective back, can blind temporarily enemies. The eyes of her suit allow her to see in the intense light and are very expressive (an important part of signing).

She's not fully flushed out yet and this is only the 2nd iteration of her design so she will definitely change in the future. But for now I want to figure out what her face looks like and draw her with clothes over her suit because she does so all the time.

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Discord is going downhill man, but what do I know, I'm a fictional cow.

Discord really went from 32 unicode characters + 9999 discriminators (32,000 printable unicode so 32^32,000x9999 = actually incalcuable on most calculators, essentially infinite) to presumeably 32 latin characters, periods and underscores

And at the same time alienated anyone and everyone who doesn't speak a language using a latin alphabet (most languages) and made stalking easier, removed individuality, and destroyed their actually revolutionary username behavior

...to look like twitter.

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Hmmm, I wonder if you should. But what do I know, I'm a cow.

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

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"MASTER HAS PUT DOBBY IN A GLUE TRAP, DOBBY IS STUCK"

Fan art I drew of dobby dying in a glue trap