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hey everyone try this

Shut up

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When you see a Prep in hottopic

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a blessing

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dragons have invaded dave and busters! quick, call the mayor! press A to call the mayor press B to fuck the mayor

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Myers and Afton

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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Oh yeah rube Goldberg me baby

Yo so if any final destination fans know what I’m on about please hit my line dawg I need to know I’m not alone on this one. My friends all call me crazy.

The force of death from final destination is a hear me out. I know death has no physical form or face and that its just a force, but goddamn I need it. It’s persistent, knows what it wants, and even if you try your best you can’t escape it. Death lowkey a tease fr.

When I was asked what I was into specifically, I fear the only thing that came to mind WAS how persistent it is. And the fact that I just imagine the force of death to be the grim reaper and he a baddie too.

Like obviously I’m not a creep and attracted to the death scenes cause that’s oddball behavior, I’m attracted to the force, call me star wars the way I want the force.

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Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

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A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

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Thieves Guild

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"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal

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one of my favourite Paintings EVER is that one w the 3 version of King Charles’ lookin contemplative bc it reminds me of that tweet of the girl like “So many fakes i can’t even trust myself to be real with me”

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this is what happened in that scene