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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

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New photo of Kathryn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza o the set of ‘AGATHA ALL ALONG’

📸 danielselon

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when i see an advertisement i should be able to just say "i dont have any money so i cant buy what youre advertising" and the ad hears this and it shrivels up and dies and is never shown to me again

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when i see an advertisement i should be able to just say "i dont have any money so i cant buy what youre advertising" and the ad hears this and it shrivels up and dies and is never shown to me again

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I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖

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Let’s be long with mama

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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU

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cringe is dead unless you use generative ai in which case hahaha everyone point and laugh

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who want me