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there wasnt enough stabs in that gif so i increaeed the number of stabs in the gif
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im a guy, i have a mullet, im not butch, its just hair. i fully support everyone in the lgbt community
thank you for sharing your story.
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me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time
me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice
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How people writing online articles feel when they make the first letter of the first word really big

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ebay dark path: request more pictures then offer half the buy now price
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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals
thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that
thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately
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I WAS WAS EATING A BREAKFAST WRAP AT THE PARK AND I MUSED THAT IT WASNT SPICY ENOUGH AND LEMI TELL U THE AMOUNT I POGGED WHEN I REMEMBERED I HAD A TINY TABASCO ON MY UTILITY BELT FUCK THE HATERS NEVER KILL URSELF

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