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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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My two greatest fears are permanence and change

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Without exaggeration there's a special place in the bad place for people who steal their coworkers food or drinks

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BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople

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ok well. i guess all that is happening. anyway

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upd8...

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had fun at a horror convention

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i'm at the combination bob ross baseball sailor moon

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sockpuppets used to be believable

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Vote based on how long YOU have owned the clothing item, not its total age.

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Homestuck is a very messed up webcomic even before the teens start murdering each other because in Act 3 you're already introduced to a character like "This 13 year old girl lives alone on an island with the taxidermy of her dead grandpa and her god-like dog. She is the most optimistic and lighthearted character of the group"

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opening up the fandom tag only to see art of the characters being drawn with washboard abs

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Every time I read one of those age gap posts the age where you're still helpless and being taken advantage of gets higher and higher, like 26 years old is too young to interact with older people what the fuck? I have lots of friends who were/are well into doing a PhD at this point. My dad had me at 26 years old. You're a whole grown ass person participating in society, you can vote and join politics, you can work, you can live in your own.

This smolbeanification has to stop, it's frankly embarrassing.

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i'm probably an ace lesbian but if leonard cohen came back from the dead. i wouldn't do anything with him but i'd think about it for a good few minutes

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Benson Boone sounds like the name of a guy in a folk song who gets gunned down for adultery and thrown in a river